17/09/2026
π¨ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MEAT LOVERS π¨
βWhat if I just want the meat?β
WHAT IF?! π
Then JUST HAVE THE MEAT! ππ₯
You donβt need to pretend youβre interested in 14 different salads, three potato dishes and that one auntieβs famous pasta salad that mysteriously tastes exactly like last yearβs. π€£
Let the aunties do what aunties do best β arrive with 47 Tupperwares of salad and argue about who makes the best one. π₯π
Meanwhileβ¦
YOU?
You sit down with a selective plate of our legendary chicken, lamb, boerewors, ribs, wings or rump strips and mind your own business. ππ
Weβll happily supply you with THE BEST MEAT IN CAPE TOWN β and absolutely NO SALAD if thatβs what your heart desires. β€οΈπ
Meat only. No judgement. No lettuce. No regrets.
ππ₯ YOU BRING THE APPETITE. WEβLL BRING THE MEAT. π₯π