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At ItsFknNuts, we bring you the most decadent, insanely tasty, mouth-wateringly delectable gourmet peanut butters, and gourmet cookies that you'll go nuts for.

We use only the best ingredients to ensure the most mind bending mouthgasmic reactions!

29/05/2025

You don’t have to be a baker to enjoy home baked cookies, just cut, roll and bake! Perfect for a late night snack, lunchbox treats, or even letting your mother in law think you made them from scratch!

Our pre-packaged frozen cookie dough comes in 8 incredible flavours, and 2 sizes!

Vanilla Choc Chip
Double Chocolate
Vanilla Caramel Choc Chip
Chocolate Caramel Choc Chip
Choc Mint
Ginger Choc Chip
White Chocolate Latte
Cafe Mocha

Only R80 for 250g and R150 for 500g!

Collections available in Halfway Gardens, Midrand.

Delivery via Uber Parcel 🏍🎁 can be arranged for surrounding areas, PUDO courier for customers nationwide.

WhatsApp 0816420657 to order!

26/10/2024

With the celebration of Diwali coming up, we need to look at keeping our pets calm during the fireworks. Dr Quinn’s Pet Chill will ensure your animals are calm and relaxed during the festivities.

Each bottle gives 4 doses (50mg each dose) of CBD, for use with small to large dogs and cats.

This product costs R160 per 5ml bottle with overnight courier anywhere in South Africa (PUDO) included in the price.

Click on the link to order now!

https://msha.ke/drquinns

Emerald Natural Health

27/05/2024

Caramelicious Pretzel—where indulgence knows no bounds! Imagine a velvety peanut butter base, swirled with ribbons of salted caramel, each luscious bite a symphony of sweet and savoury. But that’s not all—brace yourself for the delightful crunch of golden honeycomb, like tiny nuggets of sunshine. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more decadent, we’ve crammed in salty, twisted pretzels, adding a delightful contrast that’ll keep your taste buds dancing. When you’re savouring spoonfuls straight from the jar, Caramelicious Pretzel is the ultimate flavour escapade. Go ahead, take a dip into this crazy good combo—you won’t regret it! Yours for only 40 bucks! Hit that WhatsApp button like a neuro spicy m**o stimming like a champion to order!

24/05/2024

Cosmic Cadet—where taste defies gravity! Launch your taste buds into orbit with this celestial blend of creamy peanut butter. Imagine a universe of chewy fruity bitz, twinkling like distant stars, swirling through the velvety indulgence. But that’s not all—brace for impact as candy-coated chocolate balls meteorically collide, creating bursts of cocoa goodness. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more cosmic, jelly beans from distant galaxies add a burst of fruity sweetness. Buckle up, fellow astronaut, and prepare for liftoff! Yours for 40 bucks, klap that Whatsapp button harder than a Fourways boet in a fight after some oke checked out his binnet to order!

23/05/2024

Hippity Hoppity—the magical indulgence that’ll have you hopping with delight! Imagine a velvety peanut butter base, generously crammed with an enchanting mix of chocolate-coated marshmallow eggs, whimsical speckled eggs, and delicate layers of crispy wafer biscuits. Hippity Hoppity is the ultimate treat for your taste buds. Hop to it and indulge in this delightful fusion of flavours! Get yours for only 40 bucks. Smash the WhatsApp button to order!

22/05/2024

Indulge in the ultimate chocolate and peanut butter delight with our Baronie Smoray! Picture this: a velvety peanut butter center, generously studded with chunks of decadent Bar One chocolate, gooey Rolo caramel, fluffy mini marshmallows, and a delightful crunch from coconut biscuits. Each bite is a symphony of flavours that will transport you to dessert heaven. Don’t resist—savour the sweet magic of Baronie Smoray today! Get yours for only 40bucks! Eiiiiiish it's sooooo goooood!!!!!

20/05/2024

🤪 “Certified Nutcase Alert!” 🚨 Warning: Our peanut butter may cause extreme happiness. If you’re ready for the ride, hit the WhatsApp button!

19/05/2024

🍫 “Chocoholics Anonymous” 🤫 Indulge in your chocolate fantasies with our peanut butter blends. It’s so good, it should be illegal. WhatsApp us to join the secret society!

18/05/2024

🧟‍♂️ “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Spread” 🧟‍♀️ When the undead rise, you’ll want our peanut butter in your survival kit. It’s brain-tinglingly good. Click WhatsApp to prepare for the end!

17/05/2024

🛸 “Alien Abduction: Flavor Edition” 👽 Get abducted by the insane taste of our peanut butter. It’s an otherworldly experience. WhatsApp us for a close encounter! (get your yummy on for only R40...)

16/05/2024

🎸 “Rock n’ Roll in a Jar” 🤘 Crank up the flavor volume with our hardcore peanut butter hits. It’s a mosh pit of taste in every spoonful. WhatsApp us to rock your palate! Get 4 flavours for only R130!

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Johannesburg

Telephone

+27659005039

Website

http://itsfknnuts.co.za/

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