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Local Yokel PE We'll keep your kitchen stocked with genuinely fresh fruit and veg. Ordering is simple and we are dependable, delivering reliably and with personal care.

We're your "uncle in the vegetable business".

Our mission is to keep your kitchen stocked with ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ต ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€! ๐Ÿฅฌ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐ŸŒฝ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ’ ๐ŸWe work really hard a...
09/10/2026

Our mission is to keep your kitchen stocked with ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ต ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€! ๐Ÿฅฌ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐ŸŒฝ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ

We work really hard at it, and mostly we're rewarded with grateful thanks, rave reviews, and repeat custom. That means a great deal to us.

But sometimes โ€” not often, but sometimes โ€” things go wrong. Despite careful sourcing and handling, something reaches a kitchen that isn't up to scratch. We're deeply disappointed when that happens. We've fallen short of what we promised, and someone who trusted us has been let down.

Our response is always the same: ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ด๐˜†, ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—บ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜.

Here's the point: We're purveyors of fresh produce, and that is never easy. But we stand behind our claims, and we stand behind our quality. If there's ever something wrong with an item we've delivered, please tell us. We'll put it right.

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ธ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€, ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ%.

Because keeping your kitchen stocked with genuinely fresh fruit and veggies is what we're here to do. ๐Ÿฅฌ ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿฅฆ ๐Ÿฅ• ๐Ÿ‰

๐—ช๐—˜'๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ ๐—จ๐—ก๐—–๐—Ÿ๐—˜ ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—š๐—˜๐—ง๐—”๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—˜ ๐—•๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ฆ!



When I was growing up โ€“ and we're going back nigh on sixty years โ€“ we bought our veggies from Manny. Manny was the green...
03/10/2026

When I was growing up โ€“ and we're going back nigh on sixty years โ€“ we bought our veggies from Manny. Manny was the greengrocer. His shop sat alongside the dry cleaner, hardware store, cafรฉ, dairy, chemist, bottle store and barber.

This was before the supermarkets came. And you'll notice I called him Manny, not "the fruit and veg shop".

These traders were part of our community. Buying was personal. Manny knew what he had, what was good and what was fresh. He weighed your fruit and veg on a manual scale, scribbled the amount on a scrap of paper with the pencil that lived behind his ear, and packed everything into a cardboard box. No self-service. No pre-packed produce. No apps. You bought your veggies from Manny.

A great deal has changed since then. We have vastly more choice and convenience today. But I think we've lost something along the way. Perhaps it's nostalgia, but I still remember Manny's fruit and veg as fresher and tastier โ€“ and I certainly remember the personal service.

I could never have imagined that, nearly sixty years later, I'd become Manny. Yet, in a way, that's what Glen and I are doing at Local Yokel PE. We use an online order form rather than a pencil and scrap of paper. You pay electronically rather than putting cash in Manny's till. But there's still a person behind the transaction.

We hand-select your produce, hand-pack your order and personally deliver it. We answer your messages. We accommodate where we can. And if something isn't right, we put it right.

That's our version of buying your veggies from Manny.
Personal. Reliable. Genuinely fresh.

We'll keep your kitchen stocked with genuinely fresh fruit and vegetables.

YOU'VE GOT AN UNCLE IN THE VEGETABLE BUSINESS!



This from one of our new customers!We work so hard for exactly this. And my reply to her is honest. Anyone running there...
02/10/2026

This from one of our new customers!

We work so hard for exactly this. And my reply to her is honest. Anyone running there own business knows that it's not easy. It's not easy, but we will try and try again, every day, because that is how it's done.

We'd love to open branches in George and Mossell Bay early in the new year. If you know of anyone who would like to work with us in getting these two new branches established, please message us on 077 282 3666. It takes about two years to get a business like this up and running and breaking even, but you can only do it if you're working with the right people.




Something interesting happened this morning ...A few people had responded to one of our ads by WhatsApping for more info...
28/09/2026

Something interesting happened this morning ...

A few people had responded to one of our ads by WhatsApping for more information. I sent them the link to our order form and then, on a whim, decided to phone them.

I'm so glad I did!

What I discovered was that these weren't people idly clicking on an ad. They were looking for what we're offering: genuinely fresh produce, conveniently delivered, at a reasonable price.

And here's the kicker.

They want it reliably.

They want to know that if they place an order, somebody is going to take care of it. That the produce will be good. That the delivery will happen. And that if they have a question or something isn't right, there's a real person they can talk to.

That's what we do.

YOU'VE GOT AN UNCLE IN THE VEGETABLE BUSINESS!

The other thing that struck me was how much they appreciated the phone call itself. They liked that we engaged with themโ€”and that if they phone or message us, somebody will engage with them too.

It reminded me of the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. You knew who you were buying from. There was a person behind the counter and a relationship behind the transaction.

We're obviously not going back to those days. We have online order forms, WhatsApp and digital payments. But perhaps we can bring some of that kind of business forward with us.
A simple modern way to order, with real people behind it.
This little business of ours has huge potential.

And perhaps the formula isn't terribly complicated:
Keep doing what we say we'll do.
Imagine that!



๐—ช๐—˜'๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐—ž๐—˜๐—˜๐—ฃ ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ ๐—ž๐—œ๐—ง๐—–๐—›๐—˜๐—ก ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—–๐—ž๐—˜๐—— ๐—ช๐—œ๐—ง๐—› ๐—š๐—˜๐—ก๐—จ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—› ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—จ๐—œ๐—ง & ๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—š!You're already buying your fruit and veg somewhere. Her...
10/09/2026

๐—ช๐—˜'๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐—ž๐—˜๐—˜๐—ฃ ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ ๐—ž๐—œ๐—ง๐—–๐—›๐—˜๐—ก ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—–๐—ž๐—˜๐—— ๐—ช๐—œ๐—ง๐—› ๐—š๐—˜๐—ก๐—จ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—› ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—จ๐—œ๐—ง & ๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—š!

You're already buying your fruit and veg somewhere. Here are seven good reasons to consider buying it from us instead:

๐ŸŽ Fresh means fresh. We source produce according to the orders we receive.
๐ŸŠ We take care with your order. Your produce is hand-selected, hand-packed and personally delivered.
๐Ÿ You know what you're paying, and you know what you're paying for. First-time customers receive a detailed quote before confirming their order.
๐Ÿ Delivery is planned and reliable. We schedule our deliveries rather than promising an on-demand service we can't deliver on properly.
๐Ÿซ‘ We want you back next week. We're building relationships, not chasing once-off sales.
๐ŸŒฝ There are real people behind Local Yokel. Message us and we'll answer. Need something tweaked? If we can accommodate you, we will.
๐Ÿฅ’ We stand behind what we deliver. If something isn't right, we'll do our best to put it right.

Ordering is simple, backed up by our personal, reliable service. Once you've ordered and are part of the Local Yokel community, we'll send you a weekly reminder with a link to the latest order form.

Put all of that together and you start to experience a little of the Local Yokel magic.

It started tongue-in-cheek, but it's catching on...

๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ'๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐—š๐—ข๐—ง ๐—”๐—ก ๐—จ๐—ก๐—–๐—Ÿ๐—˜ ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—š๐—˜๐—ง๐—”๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—˜ ๐—•๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ฆ!

And yes, that's a real box of our vegetables below. AI put the box on the kitchen table. We put the veg in the box.

Try us this week!



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Shop 3, York House, 12 Burt Drive, Cotswold
Port Elizabeth
6045

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