ZA Auctioneers

06/09/2026

Why settle for one auction when you can have TWO BIG AUCTIONS in September? 😎🔨

📍 19 Market Square, Adelaide

🛒 Saturday 12 SEPTEMBER | 10:00
✨ BRAND-NEW GOODS AUCTION! ✨
Everything on this auction is BRAND NEW!
Tools & power tools • Solar goods • Camping gear • Toys • Drones • Compressors • Potsets • Electronics • Small appliances and loads more!

🚜 WEDNESDAY 24 SEPTEMBER | 10:00
🏡 IMMIGRATION SALE – EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Furniture • Tools • Farm implements • Appliances • Generators • Compressors • Workshop equipment • Household goods and much more!

😂 Farmers, start practising now:
“But my love… it wasn’t spending. It was an INVESTMENT!” 👀🤣

💥 Great bargains
💥 Something for everyone
💥 Cash, Card & EFT accepted
💥 Everyone welcome!

📍 19 Market Square, Adelaide
📞 ZA AUCTIONEERS – 063 539 8403

👉 TAG your auction buddy!
👉 SHARE this with the farmers!
👉 And whatever you do… DON’T TELL THE WIFE WE GAVE YOU THE EXCUSE! 🤣🔨

TWO DATES. TWO AUCTIONS. DOUBLE THE BARGAINS!
See you in Adelaide! 🔥

03/09/2026

🚜🐑 FARMERS OF ADELAIDE… PUT THE TRACTOR IN NEUTRAL FOR A MOMENT! 😂🔨

📢 ZA AUCTIONEERS ARE COMING TO TOWN!

📅 Saturday, 12 September ⏰ 10:00 📍 19 Market Square, Adelaide

If you told the wife: 👉 “I’m just quickly heading into town for some fencing wire…”
…she doesn’t need to know you stopped at the auction and came home with a bakkie-load of bargains! 🤫😂

🔨 THERE’S PLENTY GOING ON AUCTION!
🛠️ Tools
☀️ Solar goods
🏕️ Camping & outdoor gear
⚙️ Equipment
🔧 Handy stuff for the farm, workshop and home
📦 And loads of other things that every farmer “might need one day”…
And we all know…
“ONE DAY” COULD BE TOMORROW! 🤣

💰 Bring the neighbour who always says he can get everything cheaper.
👀 Bring the guy who says he’s “just coming to look”.
😂 And bring a big enough bakkie for when that “just looking” goes completely wrong!

📞 ZA AUCTIONEERS ☎️ 063 539 8403

🚜 ADELAIDE — 12 SEPTEMBER @ 10:00!

📢 SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FARMING FRIENDS!

Tag that one friend who simply cannot drive past an auction without buying something. 👀😂🔨
SEE YOU THERE!

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If your wife asks why you’re going to Adelaide on 12 September… tell her you’re attending an important agricultural investment meeting.

Technically, there WILL be farmers, equipment and money changing hands… so you’re not exactly lying! 🤣🔨 Or bring her along! There will be plenty for her to spend on too!

📍 19 Market Square, Adelaide 📅 12 September ⏰ 10:00
ZA AUCTIONEERS — where “I’m just going to have a look” usually ends with a full bakkie! 😂🚜

02/09/2026

🚨🔨 WARNING: ATTENDING THIS AUCTION MAY RESULT IN UNEXPECTED BARGAINS! 🔨🚨

EAST LONDON… cancel the boring Sunday plans! 😂
ZA AUCTIONEERS is back at the BUFFS MARKET this Sunday and we’ve got enough goodies to make your boot space nervous! 😜

📍 1 Buffalo Drive, Quigney, East London
⏰ AUCTION STARTS @ 12:00 SHARP!

🔥 WHAT’S GOING UNDER THE HAMMER?
🪑 Recliner Patio Chairs — because sitting upright is overrated
☀️ Solar Goods — Eskom who? 😏
🍳 Catering Equipment — time to pretend you’re opening a restaurant
🔧 Tools — because apparently you DO need another toolset
🧸 Toys — bring the kids… or don’t, we’re not judging 😂
⛺ Camping Gear — for those who voluntarily sleep outside
🏕️ Hunting Gear
📦 AND SO MUCH MORE WE’VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO LIST IT ALL!

💥 COME FOR A LOOK… 💥 STAY FOR THE BIDDING… 💥 GO HOME WITH SOMETHING YOU DEFINITELY DIDN’T PLAN TO BUY! 😂

Got stuff at home that needs a NEW home?
💰 PRIVATE ENTRIES ARE WELCOME!

Turn those “I’ll use it one day” items into CASH instead! Contact us to enter your goods.
📞 ZA AUCTIONEERS 063 539 8403

🙏 NOW DO US A FAVOUR…

👉 SHARE THIS POST! 👉 TAG YOUR BARGAIN-HUNTING BUDDY! 👉 SEND IT TO THAT FRIEND WHO CAN’T PASS AN AUCTION WITHOUT BUYING SOMETHING! 😂

🔨 BUFFS MARKET 📍 1 Buffalo Drive, Quigney ⏰ SUNDAY @ 12:00

COME EARLY. HAVE A LOOK AROUND. GRAB A BARGAIN.

And remember…
👀 If you stay home, somebody else might buy the bargain you didn’t even know you needed! 😂🔨🔥
This one should work nicely

01/09/2026

🚨🔨 WARNING: ATTENDING THIS AUCTION MAY RESULT IN UNEXPECTED BARGAINS! 🔨🚨

EAST LONDON… cancel the boring Sunday plans! 😂
ZA AUCTIONEERS is back at the BUFFS MARKET this Sunday and we’ve got enough goodies to make your boot space nervous! 😜

📍 1 Buffalo Drive, Quigney, East London
⏰ AUCTION STARTS @ 12:00 SHARP!

🔥 WHAT’S GOING UNDER THE HAMMER?
🪑 Recliner Patio Chairs — because sitting upright is overrated
☀️ Solar Goods — Eskom who? 😏
🍳 Catering Equipment — time to pretend you’re opening a restaurant
🔧 Tools — because apparently you DO need another toolset
🧸 Toys — bring the kids… or don’t, we’re not judging 😂
⛺ Camping Gear — for those who voluntarily sleep outside
🏕️ Hunting Gear
📦 AND SO MUCH MORE WE’VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO LIST IT ALL!
💥 COME FOR A LOOK… 💥 STAY FOR THE BIDDING… 💥 GO HOME WITH SOMETHING YOU DEFINITELY DIDN’T PLAN TO BUY! 😂

Got stuff at home that needs a NEW home?
💰 PRIVATE ENTRIES ARE WELCOME!

Turn those “I’ll use it one day” items into CASH instead! Contact us to enter your goods.

📞 ZA AUCTIONEERS 063 539 8403

🙏 NOW DO US A FAVOUR…
👉 SHARE THIS POST! 👉 TAG YOUR BARGAIN-HUNTING BUDDY! 👉 SEND IT TO THAT FRIEND WHO CAN’T PASS AN AUCTION WITHOUT BUYING SOMETHING! 😂

🔨 BUFFS MARKET 📍 1 Buffalo Drive, Quigney ⏰ SUNDAY @ 12:00
COME EARLY. HAVE A LOOK AROUND. GRAB A BARGAIN.

And remember…
👀 If you stay home, somebody else might buy the bargain you didn’t even know you needed! 😂🔨🔥
This one should work nicely

01/09/2026

🚜🔥 FARMERS & BARGAIN HUNTERS – THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! 🔥🚜

Looking for a tractor, workshop equipment, tools, machinery or something a little different? Then make sure you’re at our TOTAL DISPERSAL AUCTION!

📅 24 SEPTEMBER
⏰ 10:00
📍 19 Market Square, Adelaide

Expect some serious bargains, including:
🚜 Tractor & farming equipment
🏍️ Off-road bike
🔧 Workshop machinery & tools
💨 Large air compressor
⚡ Generators
🧰 Automotive & hardware stock
🛋️ Furniture & household goods
…and plenty more!

😂 Farmers, you know how it works…
You go to the auction saying “I’m only going to look.”

Then you come home with a tractor, an air compressor and something your wife asks, “Where exactly are you going to put THAT?” 🤣

💥 TOTAL DISPERSAL – EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Come ready to bid, because someone is going home with a bargain… and it might just be YOU! 👀

📞 ZA Auctioneers: 063 539 8403
👉 Tag your farming buddy who can never resist a good auction! 🚜🔨

Why be better, when you can be the best!

23/08/2026

Rise and shine it's auction time. Starting at 12h00 today at the Buffs club. Can't wait to see you all. ZA Auctioneers the place to be.

22/08/2026

🏇💨 HOLD YOUR HORSES… THE BARGAINS ARE OFF TO THE RACES! 💨🏇

Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets… BUT KEEP YOUR BIDDING FINGER READY! 😂

ZA Auctioneers is bringing the BIGGEST RACE OF THE DAY to Fairview Race course!

🏇 THE AUCTION STAKES 🏇
📍 Fairview Race course, Greenbushes, Port Elizabeth
📅 29 August
⏰ 10:00

And look at the runners coming out of the starting gates! 🏁
🥇 Brand-new Tools – looking like the favourite!
🥈 Machinery – built for a strong finish!
🥉 Solar Goods – guaranteed to bring some sunshine! ☀️
🏇 Drones – flying ahead of the field!
🔭 Binoculars – for those watching the competition! 😂
💨 Compressors – bringing the pressure!
🍳 Potsets & Appliances – cooking up a winning bid!
🏕️ Camping Goods – perfect for the long-distance punter!
🛒 Beach Trolleys – ready for the coastal sprint!
🧸 Toys – because grown-ups deserve toys too!
…and plenty more dark horses waiting to surprise you!

🎙️ THE STARTER'S GUN IS READY…
🏇 THE HORSES ARE AT THE GATE…
🔨 AND THE AUCTIONEER IS READY TO SHOUT: SOLD!

So polish your boots, grab your lucky number and COME BACK A WINNER! 🏆😂

📞 ZA Auctioneers – 063 539 8403
🏇 DON’T JUST WATCH THE RACE… RACE TO THE AUCTION! 🏇

21/08/2026

🔥 THIS SUNDAY… DON’T MAKE OTHER PLANS! 🔥
The Buffs Market & Auction is back — and we’ve got enough goodies to make your wallet nervous! 😂💸

🛠️ Tools
🪑 Furniture & recliner patio chairs
📺 Smart TVs & appliances
☀️ Solar goods
🔐 Safes
🍽️ Catering equipment & tables
🧺 Collectibles
🛏️ Stretchers
…and LOTS more!

And because apparently we weren’t tempting you enough… 😏

🍺 BAR? YES!
🛍️ LOTS OF STALLS? YES!
🌭 BOEREWORS ROLLS BY SPECIAL REQUEST? HECK YES! 😂🔥

Come browse, bargain, eat, drink and maybe take home something you absolutely didn’t know you needed until you saw it! 🤣

📍 Buffalo Drive 1, Quigney, East London
⏰ Auction starts at 12:00!

Bring the family, bring your friends, bring your appetite… and hide your credit card from yourself! 😂
See you Sunday! 🥳🔨🌭

20/08/2026

Thank you East London. We had an awesome auction today. Time for some R&R. Dont forget about our next auction happening this sunday at the Buffs club starting at 12pm. Pictures will be downloaded tomorrow. Cheers.

18/08/2026

Gauteng treated us well. We managed to find many hidden treasures. East London we are on our way back fully loaded and ready for sunday's auction at the Buffs club starting at 12h00. We will load pictures on friday. There will be many catering items aswell as business closure items. Also dont forget about our auction this thursday starting at 10h00 in West Bank. This is also a business closure auction. The team can't wait to see you all at these next to auctions. ZA Auctioneers where every client becomes a supporter.