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Funky Farm Meats, Vanderbijlpark (2026)

23/10/2026

🔥 FUNKY FARM MEATS MAAK DIT MAKLIK VIR JOU! 🔥
🥩 Hoekom ure in lang rye staan as ons jou vleis tot by jou deur kan aflewer? 🚚

✅ Bespaar tyd, geld en moeite!
✅ Slegs A-graad vleis van gehalte!
✅ Vleis reeds gerieflik verpak in 500g- en 1kg-vakuumverpakkings.
✅ Kontant- en kaartbetalings beskikbaar met aflewering.
✅ Weeklikse spesiale aanbiedinge om jou sak te help spaar!

🥩 ONS PRODUKTE SLUIT IN:
🐄 Beesvleis
🐖 Varkvleis
🍗 Hoender
🥓 Deli-produkte
🥦 Groente
🐟 Visprodukte
🍕 Pizza & Pastry
🍔 En nog baie meer!

❤️ Ons maak vleis koop maklik, gerieflik en bekostigbaar! ❤️

📲 WIL JY ONS KATALOGUS HÊ?
WhatsApp ons gerus!

📞 WhatsApp: 071 303 2479
Besoek ons Aanlyn.

🚚 KONTANT & KAART OP AFLEWERING!
📌 Afleweringsfooi betaalbaar.

🔥 MOENIE ONS WEEKLIKSE SPESIALE AANBIEDINGE MISLOOP NIE! 🔥

👇 Sluit aan by ons WhatsApp-groep vir weeklikse specials:

🔗 https://chat.whatsapp.com/IafMZEi9HDZ73S73HoCPN9

🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS — KWALITEITSVLEIS, GERIEF EN SPESIALE PRYSE!

23/10/2026

📢 IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL OUR CUSTOMERS 📢

🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS & FUNKY SQUEEZY 🍦

Dear Customers,

Please note that the WhatsApp number 071 303 2479 is used exclusively for Funky Farm Meats and Funky Squeezy customers.

This is our official WhatsApp contact line for enquiries and orders relating to our meat, deli, and Funky Squeezy products.

⚠️ IMPORTANT: This WhatsApp number is not used by, affiliated with, or associated with any other online business, company, or third party.

We kindly ask members of the public and other businesses to use this number only for the purposes stated above. Please do not link it to other online businesses or use it for any other commercial purpose without our permission.

🙏 Thank you to all our loyal customers for your continued support and understanding. We truly appreciate each and every one of you!

🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS
🍦 FUNKY SQUEEZY

📱 Official WhatsApp line: 071 303 2479

Kind regards
Funky Farm Meats
...

📢 BELANGRIKE KENNISGEWING AAN AL ONS KLIËNTE 📢

🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS & FUNKY SQUEEZY 🍦

Geagte Kliënte,

Ons wil graag hiermee bevestig dat die WhatsApp-nommer 071 303 2479 uitsluitlik gebruik word vir Funky Farm Meats en Funky Squeezy se kliënte.

Hierdie nommer is ons amptelike WhatsApp-kontaklyn vir navrae en bestellings rakende ons vleis-, deli- en Funky Squeezy-produkte.

⚠️ BELANGRIK: Hierdie WhatsApp-nommer word nie vir enige ander aanlyn besighede, ondernemings of derde partye gebruik nie en is nie met enige ander besigheid geassosieer nie.

Ons versoek vriendelik dat die publiek en ander besighede asseblief ons nommer slegs vir die bogenoemde doeleindes gebruik en dit nie aan ander aanlyn besighede koppel of vir ander kommersiële doeleindes gebruik sonder ons toestemming nie.

🙏 Baie dankie aan al ons lojale kliënte vir julle ondersteuning en begrip. Ons waardeer elkeen van julle!

🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS
🍦 FUNKY SQUEEZY

📱 Amptelike WhatsApp-lyn: 071 303 2479

Groete
Funky Farm Meats

20/10/2026

🥩❄️ FUNKY FARM MEATS – HOE LANK KAN JY DIT VRIES? ❄️🥩

Het jy geweet dat verskillende soorte vleis verskillende vries-tydperke het? 🤔🧊

Met Funky Farm Meats help ons jou om jou vleis reg te bêre sodat jy jou voorraad slim kan beplan en minder mors! ❤️

📌 Kyk na ons vriesgids om te sien hoe lank jy verskillende vleisprodukte en seekos in die vrieskas kan hou.

🥩 Beesvleis
🐑 Lamsvleis
🐖 Varkvleis
🍗 Hoender
🐟 Vis en seekos

💡 Wenk: Verpak jou vleis lugdig, merk die datum en hou jou vrieskas by -18°C of kouer vir die beste gehalte.

📲 Funky Farm Meats – Jou vleis, jou gesin, jou begroting! ❤️🥩

19/10/2026

🔥🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS – BRAAI PACK SPECIALS! 🥩🔥

🇿🇦 BRAAI TIME JUST GOT BETTER! 🔥🍖

Get the fire going, gather your friends and family, and get ready for a lekker braai! 😍 We have 7 delicious Braai Pack Specials at prices your pocket will love! 💥

🔥 CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE BRAAI PACK:

🥩 Braai Pack 1 – R64.95
🍗 Chicken Sosaties & Chicken Drumsticks

🍖 Braai Pack 2 – R59.95
🍗 Chicken Leg Quarter & Boerewors

🐷 Braai Pack 3 – R59.95
🥩 Pork Loin Chop & Boerewors

🥩 Braai Pack 4 – R64.95
🔥 Tenderise Steak & Boerewors

🥩 Braai Pack 5 – R74.95
🔥 Rump Steak & Boerewors

🥩 Braai Pack 6 – R79.95
🔥 T-Bone Steak & Boerewors

💥 Braai Pack 7 – R209.95
🥩 4 Tenderise Steaks
🌭 4 Boerewors
🥓 4 Pork Rashers

🚚 WE DELIVER!
📍 From Gauteng up to the KZN North Coast and South Coast areas.

🔥 Don't miss out on these lekker braai deals! Get your orders in and make your next braai one to remember! ❤️

📲 Contact/Whatsapp Funky Farm Meats today to place your order!
071 303 2479

🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS
Great Meat • Great Flavour • Great Value!

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19/10/2026

🔥🍕FUNKY FARM MEATS & FUNKY SQUEEZY DELI PRODUCTS!🍕🔥

🤩DELICIOUSNESS ALL IN ONE PLACE!🤩

Looking for tasty snacks, quick meals and delicious treats for the whole family? 😍 Look no further! Funky Farm Meats brings you an amazing variety of deli products to fill your freezer and satisfy those cravings! 🛒

🍕 **PIZZA POCKETS & COCKTAIL PIZZAS**
🥐 **BRAAI PIES & PINWHEELS**
🥟 **SAMOOSAS, SPRING ROLLS & RISSOLES**
🌭 **CORN DOGS & SAUSAGE ROLLS**
🍗 **CHICKEN PRODUCTS & DELI MEATS**
🍩 **FROZEN MINI DONUTS & WAFFLES**
🍬 **KOEKSUSTERS, SWEETS & MORE!**
🥦 **FROZEN VEGETABLES & CHIPS**

💥 Whether you're preparing lunch, planning a party, stocking up for the weekend or looking for quick and easy meals, we've got plenty of delicious options waiting for you!

💰AMAZING VARIETY • GREAT PRICES • CONVENIENCE!**

📲 Don't wait until your favourites are sold out! Contact us today to place your order.

🍕FUNKY FARM MEATS
🍴 *Your one-shop for meat, deli products and delicious treats!*

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16/10/2026

🔥🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS – LATEST SPECIALS ARE HERE! 🥩🔥

💥 BIG SAVINGS • QUALITY MEAT • AMAZING DEALS! 💥

It's time to fill up your freezer and save on your family's favourite meats! 🛒❄️

🥩 Beef Specials
🐖 Pork Specials
🐔 Chicken Specials
🔥 Braai Packs & Favourites
🍔 Mince, Boerewors & More
🍦Squeezy Ice Creams
🍕 Frozen Foods, Snacks & Ready-Made Meals

💰 WHY SHOP WITH FUNKY FARM MEATS?
✅ Great prices on selected specials
✅ Quality products for your family
✅ Bulk deals to help you stock up
✅ UPFRONT EFT PAYMENT Welcome!
✅ Cash on Delivery (COD)
✅ Card payments accepted on delivery

🚚 WE DELIVER!
📍 Gauteng
📍 Mpumalanga
📍 North West
📍 KZN North & South Coast
📍 Vaal Triangle

📲 DON'T MISS OUT ON OUR LATEST SPECIALS!

📞 WhatsApp orders: 071 303 2479

💚 Join our WhatsApp Weekly Deals Group:
https://chat.whatsapp.com/IafMZEi9HDZ73S73HoCPN9

🔥 FUNKY FARM MEATS – FILL YOUR FREEZER WITHOUT EMPTYING YOUR POCKET! 🔥

🛒 Place your order today and secure your delivery slot. During busy periods, please order 2–3 days before delivery to avoid disappointment!

Funky Farm Meats – Great Deals, Great Value, Great Meat! 🥩🔥

13/10/2026

🔥🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS – LATEST SPECIALS ARE HERE! 🥩🔥

💥 BIG SAVINGS • QUALITY MEAT • AMAZING DEALS! 💥

It's time to fill up your freezer and save on your family's favourite meats! 🛒❄️

🥩 Beef Specials
🐖 Pork Specials
🐔 Chicken Specials
🔥 Braai Packs & Favourites
🍔 Mince, Boerewors & More
🍕 Frozen Foods, Snacks & Ready-Made Meals

💰 WHY SHOP WITH FUNKY FARM MEATS?
✅ Great prices on selected specials
✅ Quality products for your family
✅ Bulk deals to help you stock up
✅ UPFRONT EFT PAYMENT Welcome!
✅ Cash on Delivery (COD)
✅ Card payments accepted on delivery

🚚 WE DELIVER!
📍 Gauteng
📍 Mpumalanga
📍 North West
📍 KZN North & South Coast
📍 Vaal Triangle

📲 DON'T MISS OUT ON OUR LATEST SPECIALS!

📞 WhatsApp orders: 071 303 2479

💚 Join our WhatsApp Weekly Deals Group:
https://chat.whatsapp.com/IafMZEi9HDZ73S73HoCPN9

🔥 FUNKY FARM MEATS – FILL YOUR FREEZER WITHOUT EMPTYING YOUR POCKET! 🔥

🛒 Place your order today and secure your delivery slot. During busy periods, please order 2–3 days before delivery to avoid disappointment!

❤️ Thank you for supporting our business!

Funky Farm Meats – Great Deals, Great Value, Great Meat! 🥩🔥

09/10/2026

🔥🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS – YOUR ONE-STOP MEAT & MORE SHOP! 🥩🔥

💥 GREAT QUALITY • GREAT PRICES • GREAT VALUE! 💥

Looking for affordable meat, delicious braai goodies, tasty snacks and all your family favourites? 😍 Look no further! Funky Farm Meats has you covered! ❤️

🥩 BEEF & STEAK PRICES
🐖 PORK SPECIALITIES
🐑 LAMB CUTS
🍗 FRESH CHICKEN & CRUMBED CHICKEN
🍢 DELICIOUS SOSATIES
🥓 DELI PRODUCTS, CHEESE & BILTONG
🍕 PASTRY, PIZZAS, PIES & CATERING TREATS

Whether you're planning a family dinner, stocking up your freezer or getting ready for a lekker braai, we've got something for everyone! 🔥🍖

🚚 WE DELIVER!
From GAUTENG up to the KZN NORTH & SOUTH COAST AREAS! 📍
Note: Delivery fee will be apply!

📲 Ready to order?
WhatsApp us today on 071 303 2479 and let us help you fill your freezer without breaking the bank! 🛒❤️

🌐 Visit us at: www.funkymeats.co.za

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❤️🔥 FUNKY FARM MEATS – BIG FLAVOUR, GREAT VALUE, THE FUNKY WAY! 🔥❤️

06/10/2026

🔥🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS – OCTOBER DEALS! 🥩🔥

Looking for QUALITY MEAT at GREAT PRICES? 😍
We’ve got something for everyone! 🛒❤️

🎉 OCTOBER PACK 1 – R3999
🥩 Mince • Wors • Tenderise Steak • Rump Portions • Beef Goulash • Beef Stirfry
🍖 Lamb Chops • Pork Loin Chops • Pork Rasher • Chicken Fillets • Sosaties • Meat Balls
🍔 Patties • Bacon • Cheese Grillers • Samoosas • Braai Pinwheels • Pizza Pockets

🎉 OCTOBER PACK 2 – R1999
A smaller option with all your favourites! 🥩🍗🌭

👴👵 PENSIONERS PACK – R1075
✔️ Mince 4 × 500g
✔️ Boerewors 2 × 500g
✔️ Rump Steak 2 × 330g
✔️ Beef Stew 2 × 500g
✔️ Pork Loin Chops 2 × 500g
✔️ Chicken Fillets 2 × 500g
✔️ Goulash 2 × 500g
✔️ Bacon Bits 2 × 200g
✔️ Cheese Grillers 300g

🔥 COMBO DEAL – R1975
🥩 Mince 3kg
🌭 Boerewors 3kg
🥩 Tenderise Steak 3kg
🍗 Chicken Fillets 3kg
🥩 Pork Chops 3kg

🎄 CHRISTMAS HAMPER 1 – R629
🍖 Gammon 2kg+
🥩 Beef Roast 1.5kg+
🍗 Full Chicken 1.5kg+

🐷 HALF PORK PACK – 20kg – R1550
Pre-packed & vacuum sealed! ❤️

🥩 SAVER MEAT HAMPER – R2159.90
✔️ 5 × 500g Lamb Chops
✔️ 5 × 500g Pork Chops
✔️ 5 × 500g Tenderized Steak
✔️ 5 × 500g Chicken Portions
✔️ 5 × 500g Lean Mince
✔️ 5 × 500g Boerewors
✔️ 5 × 500g Stewing Beef
🔥 17.5kg TOTAL!

🥩 VLEIS HAMPER 1 – R1449
✔️ Mince 3kg
✔️ Boerewors 3kg
✔️ Beef Stew 3kg
✔️ Pork Chops 3kg
✔️ Chicken 3kg

🚚 WE DELIVER! 🚚
📍 Gauteng – R70
📍 Mpumalanga – R100
📍 North West – R100
📍 KZN North Coast – R100
📍 KZN South Coast – R100

❤️ FROM GAUTENG ALL THE WAY TO KZN NORTH & SOUTH COAST AREAS!

📲 WhatsApp Orders: 071 303 2479
📞 Contact us today and place your order!
Join our weekly Whatsapp Deals👇
https://chat.whatsapp.com/IafMZEi9HDZ73S73HoCPN9?s=cl&p=a&mlu=4&ilr=4

🛒 SHOP ONLINE:
www.funkymeats.co.za

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🥩🔥 FUNKY FARM MEATS 🔥🥩
Quality Meat • Great Prices • Convenient Delivery

27/09/2026

🔥🥩 FUNKY FARM MEATS SPECIALS! 🥩🔥

💥 SPECIAL DEALS – SHOP NOW! 💥

🥩 Topside Mince
3kg & more — R99.95/pkg

🌭 Boerewors
R119.95/pkg

🥩 Beef Cubes
R124.95/pkg

🥩 Tenderised Steak
R129.95/pkg

🐖 Pork Chops
3kg & more — R69.95/pkg

🐷 PORK PACK – 20KG
🔥 ONLY R1550! 🔥

🍗 Chicken Braai Packs
R64.95/pkg

🍢 Chicken OR Pork Sosaties
Marinated — R94.95/pkg

🍕 Mini Pizza’z – 16
R89.95

🌭 Mini Sausage Rolls
R89.95

🥟 Pizza Pockets – 4
R109.95
😍 Many flavours to choose from!

📲 ORDER NOW ON WHATSAPP
071 303 2479

Whatsapp Deals
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