16/04/2025
🥚 SIZE MATTERS... OR DOES IT? 🥚
Our chicken lineup presenting their weekly audition for "Employee of the Week: Egg Edition"!
Right to left:
The Minimalist (3cm) - Laid by our chicken, who clearly thinks she's a pigeon! We've tried explaining she's a full-sized hen, but she's committed to the small batch artisan approach 🤏
The Standard (6cm) - This is what happens when a chicken follows the rulebook 📏
The Overachiever (9cm) - Seriously, Martha? Every. Single. Time. We've checked and she's not part ostrich! 😂
Farm-fresh eggs are available at our Padstall—but don't blink, or you'll miss them! We're constantly sold out because apparently, you all appreciate eggs with personality as much as we do.
Which would you choose? The tiny breakfast, the standard breakfast, or the "feed-the-whole-family" breakfast?
