Elizo Svy

30/05/2026

30/05/2026

Available in all colors 😅🤝

30/05/2026

If you don't want to talk to me, I don't care. If you don't message me, MTN will. If you don't call me, the people I owe money to will call me. If you don't come to my house, Jehovah's Witnesses will come. 😌😂

30/05/2026

Crush: I love you,
Me making sure am reading the correct thing.

30/05/2026

I mistakenly transfered 2k to a
wroñg
phone number . After thinking of a
way to
stop the person from withdr@wing the money,
😂
I came up with an idea of sending a text
message to
the person's phone number saying:
😂
"""Hello d@rk and w0rthy in!tiate, I hope you're
OK. I
believe you have received the money I sent to
you...
It's for your initiatiøn into the eterñal mystic@l
order
of glorious sātānism in the illūm!nati fr@ternīty
scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12
midnight. That
money is only for your transport. I'll send you
more
for shopping.
😂
There are r!ches awaiting you in this k!ngdom.
Two
weeks after the initiatiøn, a family member very
close
to your hęart will dīe, this will unl0ck your ticket
to
we@lth and you will have the ability to fly at ñight
to
any part of the world. Thanks in advance. Buh in
case
you're not ready to join, please send back the
money
immediately to avøid ur sûdden dēāth."""
😂
Five minutes later, I got an SMS saying:: "Please
send
another 6k, three of my friends are also
interested." 😟😟😂😂😂😂🤔

PLEASÊ DON'T SCR0LL UP WITHOUT REACTING 😔🙏

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