15/06/2026
Organic Cavolo Nero.
Kale, but with a b-com in dark arts.
Rich in vitamins A, C and K, full of fibre, antioxidants and other things nutritionists get excited about.
Roasted and salted, however, it abandons science altogether and becomes something closer to witchcraft.
We’ll be putting this theory to the test on Wednesday with a Cavolo Nero-topped minestrone from 11am.
Failing that, there’s plenty in store if you’d rather take it home and brew something unsettling in your own cauldron.
No promises on immortality. Just lunch.