06/03/2026
Aerial Resupply Coffee® continues its completely unnecessary expansion into the media industry.
Introducing: Death Before Decaf & Other Life Lessons.
Now available on Spotify. Apple Music is coming soon, pending approval from whatever caffeine-deprived committee reviews these things.
In case you’ve missed it, Aerial Resupply Coffee® has apparently decided that selling coffee wasn’t enough. We now roast coffee, make tea, create questionable internet content, publish satire, and somehow have a soundtrack.
Want to wake up at 0430 drinking Spectre Dark Espresso Roast while pretending your kitchen is a forward operating base? We got you.
Want to blast it in the truck while your wife quietly wonders if she’s made a series of poor life choices? Right here, buddy.
Want music that sounds like a mix between poor decision-making, ni****ne addiction, government-issued trauma, and an unhealthy dependence on caffeine? That’s literally the target demographic.
The board of directors did not approve this.
The shareholders were not consulted.
Several responsible adults attempted to stop it.
They failed.
Because if we’re being honest, life is too short for bad coffee, boring music, and people who say things like “low-hanging fruit.”
So pour a cup.
Turn the volume up.
And remember:
Some people meditate.
Some people journal.
Some people pay $200 an hour for therapy.
The rest of us just drink coffee and develop increasingly specific playlists.
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