MLC Baking

08/21/2026

🚨 AND SO IT BEGINS… 2 DAYS OF ABSOLUTE MLC CHAOS. 😈🔥

🍪 10 DOZEN COOKIES
🍰 30 MINI CHEESECAKES
🎂 2 DOZEN MINI CAKES
🍫 4 DOZEN BROWNIES

📣 CLEVELAND, TN — WE’RE COMING FOR Y’ALL! 👀🔥
We keep hearing Cleveland knows how to show up… TIME TO PROVE IT. 😂

And Bradley High School JROTC🇺🇸 — y’all better rally the troops because MLC is pulling up LOADED. ( I’m just saying those flyboys over at Cleveland high said you guys don’t know how to show up🤔🤔🤔) We didn’t agree to two days of kitchen prison just to take leftovers back to Chattanooga. 🤣🔥

CLEVELAND… DON’T HAVE US LEAVING SAYING Y’ALL WERE ALL TALK. 😈🍪

And CAMERON PARKER 👀👀… my guy, how many times do we have to call you out?! 😂

Come put MLC through the taste test. No freebies for a good review. No feelings to protect. If it’s trash, TELL CHATTANOOGA IT’S TRASH. 😤🔥

But if it SLAPS…

I EXPECT THAT SAME ENERGY WHEN YOU TELL EVERYBODY YOU’VE BEEN SLEEPING ON MLC. 😂🍪🎤

CAMERON… WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WHEN MLC COMES FOR YOU👀🔥

08/14/2026

08/13/2026

🚨🚨 MLC HAS OFFICIALLY LOST ALL ADULT SUPERVISION. 🚨🚨

Y’all… I went in the kitchen to make brownies.

BROWNIES.

That was it.

Somewhere along the way, things got completely out of hand. 😭😂

First came the COSMIC BROWNIES 🌈🍫

Thick brownie.
Chocolate on top.
Rainbow chips everywhere.

Basically the brownie version of:

“I got paid Friday and I’m making TERRIBLE financial decisions.” 😂😂😂

Then I looked over at the pecans and caramel and thought…

“You know what? Let’s make this situation worse.”

ENTER THE TURTLE BROWNIE. 🐢🍫

Chocolate brownie covered in caramel and pecans like it just won a settlement. 😭🤣

At this point, I don’t even know who I’m competing with anymore.

Little Debbie?

GET YOUR REPRESENTATIVE ON THE PHONE. 📞😂

Betty Crocker?

Mind your business. 😭

The diet you were starting Monday?

We regret to inform you that Monday has been CANCELLED. 😂😂😂

And before somebody says:

“Ken, that looks like a lot of chocolate.”

YES.

You have excellent vision. 🤣🤣🤣

MLC doesn’t believe in making a brownie and gently sprinkling a little something on top.

NO.

WE COVER THAT THING LIKE IT’S BEHIND ON RENT. 😭😂

🌈 Cosmic Brownies
🐢 Turtle Brownies
🍫 Zero restraint
😂 Absolutely no responsible decision-making

THIS is how MLC does it over here.

If you’re looking for a little skinny brownie with three sprinkles and a positive attitude…

KEEP DRIVING. 😂😂😂

At MLC, we’re trying to make the kind of brownie you eat standing over the kitchen sink so nobody can ask you for a piece. 🤣

MLC BAKING 💜💛🖤
Making “just one bite” the biggest lie told in Chattanooga.

08/11/2026

🚨🍪 OFFICIAL COOKIE WARS ANNOUNCEMENT 🍪🚨

Cameron Parker… YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. 😂

Sir, respectfully…

You call yourself a Chattanooga food blogger.

You travel around Chattanooga trying food.

You tell the people what’s 🔥 and what ain’t.

And somehow… MLC BAKING HAS REMAINED UNTESTED?! 🤨

At this point, we can only assume one thing:

CAMERON IS SCARED OF THE COOKIE. 😭😂🍪

Yep. We said it.

So today, MLC Baking is issuing an OFFICIAL CHALLENGE:

🎤 Cameron Parker, come try MLC Baking.

Now before you hop in the car looking for us… 😂

MLC Baking is a HOME-BASED, MADE-TO-ORDER bakery.

We don’t have cookies sitting under a heat lamp waiting on you. 😂

Give us at least 24 hours’ notice, and we’ll have the oven fired up and the goods ready for battle. 🔥🍪

No special “food blogger batch.”
No paying for a good review.
No mercy.

Just give us the heads-up, place the order, take a bite, and TELL CHATTANOOGA THE TRUTH.

If MLC is 🔥🔥🔥 — tell the people.

If MLC ain’t hitting…

We’ll accept our defeat like mature adults…

after arguing in the comments for approximately 3–5 business days. 😭😂😂😂

CHATTANOOGA — I NEED YOUR HELP!

TAG CAMERON PARKER.

Tag him once.
Tag him twice.
Tag him until he wakes up wondering why a purple-and-gold bakery keeps appearing in his dreams. 😂💜💛

Cameron…

Give us 24 hours.

We’ll preheat the oven. 🔥

We’ll bring the THICK cookies. 🍪

We’ll bring the disrespectful cinnamon rolls. 🤤

YOU BRING THE APPETITE AND THE HONEST REVIEW.

Welcome to the COOKIE WARS. 😈🍪

Your move, Cameron.

08/10/2026

🚨 MLC BAKING NEEDS 7 BRAVE GESTAMP VOLUNTEERS 🚨😂

Today’s experiment from the MLC Baking laboratory: 🔬👨‍🍳

❤️🍪 Red Velvet Cookies & Cream Cinnamon Rolls

I made a batch, and before I even THINK about putting these bad boys on the menu, I need some honest opinions.

I’ve got ONLY 7 AVAILABLE, and THEY ARE NOT FOR SALE! 👀

I’m looking for 7 people to grab one and give me REAL feedback:
🔥 What do you love?
🤔 What would you change?
🍥 More filling?
🧁 More icing?
😩 Did I just create something that needs to stay in the kitchen forever? 😂

And listen… I don’t need the “Ohhhh it was good!” answer because it was free. 🤣

MLC NEEDS THE TRUTH! 😂

If you want one, comment “I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE” below. 😂🙋‍♂️

First 7 people get one!

⚠️ WARNING: Becoming an unpaid MLC taste tester may result in you being bothered for extremely specific opinions about cinnamon rolls. 😂

08/08/2026

🚨 Attention Chattanooga staffing companies…

Wise Staffing and Samantha Vaughn-Regalado just raised the bar (again)

They didn’t send another email…
They didn’t hold another meeting…

They ordered MLC cookies instead. 🍪😂

That’s what we call making good business decisions.

Huge thanks to Wise Staffing for letting us sweeten your customer appreciation! We appreciate your support and can’t wait for the next excuse to show up with boxes full of happiness.

To the other staffing companies… the oven is hot, and we’re accepting challenges. 😏🔥

08/03/2026

🚨🚨 BREAKING DESSERT NEWS GESTAMP STAFF🚨🚨

Scientists have confirmed that staring at this post for more than 10 seconds causes an uncontrollable craving for cheesecake. We apologize… but not really. 😏

🔥 MINI CHEESECAKES ARE LIVE! 🔥

🍓 Strawberry
🍒 Cherry
🫐 Blueberry
🍏 Apple

Warning: Buying just one has been linked to the mysterious disappearance of the rest before you make it home. We call it the “parking lot test.” 🤣

Don’t wait too long—these little beauties have a bad habit of finding new homes FAST! Message MLC Baking before someone else adopts your favorite flavor. 🏃💨

08/01/2026

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