06/18/2026
Pretty sure I had gotten some sort of crazy bug! On the mend - though still a little bleh. How do I know I’m in the mend?
Well…when Roman decides he doesn’t like you anymore for whatever reason and starts chasing you…to attack…yup. Got stuck out of the coop and then got stuck in the coop. I had a children’s garden hoe as my weapon of choice 😜 Then outsmarted him some, but it still resulted in a dash, grab buckets, and run, with a hurdle over electric fences, buckets, hoe and all…up the driveway…and once realized I wasn’t going to be taken out by a turkey…well, realized I don’t feel all that terrible considering being sick since Monday…not 100% but getting there…would’ve messaged Ginny the neighbor - but ya know, the phone was in the charger in the house 🏠 😂
Now though - I have an angry turkey running around outside the coop in the yard…and am gonna have to figure out what to do about that…essentially, I am now trapped in the house 😜 farm problems….why couldn’t the lions come and eat Roman???!!!??? Sheesh…only thing that visited us last night when I had all the windows open was a skunk, that must’ve touched the hog electric and sprayed - cause it stinks down there…
*picture taken from the safety of my daughters 2nd story bedroom window….he’s looking for meeeee!!!