Fates Farm

10/15/2026

🐔🥚 GOOD MORNING FROM FATES FARM!! 🥚🐔

Y’all remember that egg count guessing game from our last post?! 👀 Well, the answer was 196 EGGS!!! 🤯🥚

YES, Y’ALL… 196 EGGS IN ONE DAY!! 🎉 Our girls are WORKING, and we are doing our best to keep up with them! 😂🐔

Now y’all know what that means… our egg fridges are staying FULL, and we need y’all’s help keeping them cleaned out! 🙌🏼

🥚 $5 a dozen
📦 Fresh eggs boxed up and ready to go!
🏡 Porch pickup available
🚗 Meet-up options available

Grab a dozen for yourself, your mama, your neighbor, your coworkers, or anybody else who loves good farm-fresh eggs! ❤️

📣 SHARE THIS POST, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, AND HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! Every dozen sold helps support our little farm, and we appreciate every single one of y’all more than you know!

Once you go farm fresh, you don’t go back! 😉🐓

Drop a 🥚 in the comments if you need eggs this week!

10/12/2026

🥚🐔 ANY GUESSES ON TODAY’S EGG COUNT?! 👀🤯

Y’all… I’ll give you a hint… IT WAS THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF EGGS WE HAVE EVER GOTTEN!!! 🥚🎉🐓

👇 DROP YOUR GUESSES IN THE COMMENTS! Let’s see who can get the closest! 👇

🚨 FATES FARM EGG OVERLOAD IS REAL, Y’ALL! 🚨

Our egg fridges are PACKED tighter than a can of sardines, and these girls just keep laying! 😂🥚 We need y’all’s help making some room before we have to find more storage options ! 🤣

📦 Place your orders and stock up!
🏡 Get a dozen for your house.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Grab some for your family members.
🤝 Share with your neighbors.
🏢 Take some to your coworkers.
📣 Tell EVERYBODY you know about Fates Farm!

We want to get these farm-fresh eggs into as many kitchens as possible! ❤️🐓

And remember… ONCE YOU GO FARM FRESH, YOU DON’T GO BACK! 😉🥚

Thank y’all for continuing to support our little farm and helping us do what we love! Now let’s hear those guesses! 👇👇👇

10/10/2026

GOOD MORNING & HAPPY SATURDAY

These girls do NOT take the weekend off! 🐔
We’ve got fresh eggs coming in, and we’re ready to get some of them out of here and into your kitchens!

🥚 $5 a dozen

📦 Washed and ready to go and we also have plenty of unwashed if that’s what you prefer just make sure to let us know.

🏡 Porch pickup available
📍 Message us for meet-up options!

We LOVE seeing our farm family come back week after week, and if you haven’t tried our eggs yet, this is your sign to give us a try! ❤️

Help us spread the word, grab yourself a few dozen, and let’s get these eggs moving this Saturday!! 🥚🐓 Thank y’all for continuing to support our little family farm. We couldn’t do it without you! 🤎

10/07/2026

🚨🥚 80 DOZEN EGGS!!!! 🥚🚨

Y’all… our fridge is PACKED FULL and we need YOUR help! 😂🐔

We have 80 DOZEN farm-fresh eggs boxed up and ready to go! 🙌🏼

Help us CLEAN OUT THIS FRIDGE so our girls can keep doing what they do best and we can make room for MORE eggs! 🐔🥚😂

📦 80 dozen available
🥚 Farm fresh
🌱 Pasture raised
💵 $5/dozen
📍 Porch pickup in Byhalia or message us about meeting up!

If you need eggs, now is the time! Grab a dozen (or 5 😉) and help us make some room!

COMMENT 🥚 OR MESSAGE US TO CLAIM YOURS!

Thank y’all for keeping our little farm busy! ❤️🐔

10/06/2026

10/05/2026

🥚🐔 I’M BACK… AND SO ARE THE EGGS! 😂

After being gone for a few days, I came home to one BIG problem…

THE EGG FRIDGE IS FULL. 😳😂

We literally cannot fit another egg in there! And the girls are still doing their thing, so we NEED TO MAKE SOME ROOM! 🐔🥚

If you’ve been needing your farm-fresh eggs, this is your sign to come get some! ❤️

📦 $5/dozen

Porch pickup available, and as always, message me to reserve your dozen(s)! Once the fridge has some breathing room, the girls can get back to filling it right back up. 😂

Help us empty this fridge, y’all! 🥚❤️🐔

09/24/2026

The girls are LOVING this fall weather — honestly, it’s their favorite time of year! 🥚❤️ And when the girls are happy, that usually means MORE EGGS for y’all! 🙌🏼😂

The cooler temps have them feeling good, scratching around, enjoying the sunshine, and doing what they do best… keeping that egg fridge STOCKED! 🥚🥚

So if you’ve been waiting for the perfect excuse to stock up on farm-fresh eggs… THIS IS YOUR SIGN!

We will be doing PORCH PICKUP ONLY September 28th–October 4th, so please let me know by Tuesday, September 29th if you’ll be needing eggs that week!

Now go enjoy this BEAUTIFUL fall weather! 🍂☀️
And let the girls keep doing their thing! 😂🐔🥚

09/21/2026

🚨 IMPORTANT CHICKEN BUSINESS 🚨

We need to settle something once and for all…

WHO EATS THE MOST EGGS IN YOUR HOUSE? 😂🥚

Because around here, I swear I blink and somebody has eaten another dozen. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

So I’m curious…

👨‍🌾 Dad
👩 Mom
👧 The kids
👴 Grandma
🐔 OR ARE YOU THE ONE SINGLE-HANDEDLY KEEPING THE CHICKENS EMPLOYED?!

Drop a 🥚 if you’re an egg-a-day person!

And while we’re talking eggs… Fates Farm has plenty ready for you! 🐔🥚

$5/dozen

Comment “EGGS” or send us a message if you need some this week! ❤️

Let’s see who the biggest egg eater in the comments is! 😂👇🏼

09/20/2026

🥚 SUNDAY EGG RUN! 🐔🌱 🥚

Sunday is the perfect day to stock that fridge with some Fates Farm fresh eggs! 🤎

📦 $5 A DOZEN

🐔 Pasture-raised
🌱 Rotated on fresh grass
🚫 Non-GMO
🚫 Antibiotic free
🤎 Farm fresh from our girls to your kitchen!

📲 Want some? Comment below or send us a message to get your order in! We’d love to fill your fridge! 🥚🥚🥚

CUSTOMERS PLEASE READ ⬇️

⚠️ IMPORTANT PICKUP NOTE! ⚠️

From 🚨 September 28th–October 4th 🚨, ALL egg orders will be PORCH PICKUP ONLY at the farm.

If you know you’ll be needing eggs that week, PLEASE let us know by Tuesday, September 29th so we can make sure we have your order ready! 🥚📦

Thank y’all for continuing to support our little farm! 🤎🐔