Dry Humor Foods

09/28/2026

🍬 POP-UP ANNOUNCEMENT! 🍎 🍓 🍑 🍌 🍇

Dry Humor Foods will be popping up at 185th Produce this Thursday evening

And while you’re there, check out their lemons and try my Lemon Puffs, then let us know which one is the zest. 🍋

Come grab some fresh produce, pick up something sweet, and say hi! We’re excited to spend the evening at 185th Produce and be part of the fun.

Dry Humor Foods

We keep things light… literally.

09/07/2026

🎉 IT’S ALIVE! 🎉

After a completely reasonable amount of tinkering, clicking, questioning our life choices, and asking, “Why isn't that button working?”…
THE DRY HUMOR FOODS SHOPIFY STORE IS OFFICIALLY OPEN! 🦌🍬

That’s right. You can now find us online, because apparently we’ve decided to make it even easier for you to acquire suspicious amounts of freeze-dried candy. 😂

🍑 Crunchy things? Yep.
🍓 Fruity things? Absolutely.
🍯 Honey things? Obviously.
😏 Bad jokes? Those are included at no additional charge.

Our store is officially functional, operational, and only mildly held together by hope and technology.

🛒 Shop Dry Humor Foods:
dry-humor-foods.myshopify.com⁠�

Go take a look, grab some crunchy goodness, and help us celebrate this tiny milestone!

Dry Humor Foods
We keep things light… literally.

Dry Humor Foods

09/05/2026

🍋 NEW FLAVOR ALERT! 🍒🍏🍉

I’ve got something seriously sour joining the menu tomorrow at the Cedar Mill Farmers Market!

These freeze-dried extreme sour candies start with a big sour punch, then as that fades, the sweetness kicks in. It’s a pretty wild little flavor roller coaster—sour first, sweet later. 😝

And freeze-drying takes these hard candies and turns them into a light, crunchy treat with an almost crackly, melt-away texture.

Fair warning: the name of the game here is SOUR. 😂

Definitely stop by and grab a sample before committing your taste buds to the adventure.
Come see us tomorrow at the Cedar Mill Farmers Market, 9 AM–2 PM!

Your tongue has been warned. 😏

08/27/2026

Our first winner has been chosen. Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

07/31/2026

🚨 Breaking News: Dry Humor Foods has gone pink.

We finally upgraded to a bright pink canopy, because apparently "the candy people" wasn't a precise enough landmark. Also our old one broke but that's besides the pont we are now incredibly easy to find.

📍 Cedar Mill Farmers Market
🗓️ Saturday
⏰ 9:00 AM – 2:00 PM

If you're looking for ridiculously crunchy freeze-dried candy, just find the pink canopy. If you end up at a booth selling vegetables... you've gone too far.

We'll have your favorite crunchy treats, questionable dad jokes, and enough dry humor to dehydrate the conversation.

Look for the pink canopy. We keep things light... literally.

07/29/2026

This joke was submitted live via Instagram by a customer at our markets at Cedar Mill Farmers Market come check us out every saturday 9-2.

07/05/2026

🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉
We figured it was about time we rewarded people with a sense of humor. 😏

Want to win a FREE box with a bag of EVERY flavor we make? Here's your chance to prove your jokes are as dry as our candy!

🍬 How to Enter:
😂 1. Make a post telling your best dad joke.
📱 2. Tag on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok.
🏷️ 3. Use
That's it!

Need some inspiration?
Why should you avoid the blinds section of the hardware store?
Because it is a real shady section.

Yeah... you'll probably do better than that. 🤣
Whether your joke makes us laugh, groan, or question humanity, we want to see it!

Tag your funniest friends (or the ones who think they're funny). Every share helps spread the laughs... and the crunch.

⚠️ Winner will receive ONE box packed with a bag of every flavor we currently offer!

👇 Drop your favorite dad joke in the comments too. Let's see who can make everyone roll their eyes the hardest.

06/27/2026

We’re back at Cedar Mill Farmers Market keeping things light… literally!

Swing by for some freeze-dried candy, bad jokes, and good crunch. Mention this post and get a FREE bag with your purchase.

Come say hi before we puff outta here. 😏

06/20/2026

Barely halfway through the day and nearly out of Crunch O Honey already. Down to my last bag!!!!

06/19/2026

New flavor just dropped 🍯

Meet Crunch O Honey — all the classic honey goodness, minus the sticky situation. We took a chewy old-school favorite and gave it the Dry Humor Foods treatment… now it’s light, crunchy, and dangerously snackable.

If you’ve ever been a fan of Bit-O-Honey, then you better bee-live this one’s gonna have you buzzing.

Come grab a bag before they disappear faster than my patience in traffic. 🛑🚗 🚗🚗🚗🚗

Saturday market at Safeway in cedar mill on Cornell and murray from 9-2.