Out Yonder Ranch llc

10/01/2026

10/01/2026

🤎 DOWNGRADING TO UPGRADE 🤎

Well y’all… this is what faith looks like before the blessing shows up. 😂🙏🏼

It ain’t fancy. It ain’t pretty. And Lord knows we’ve got A LOT of work to do! But we didn’t come this far just to turn around now.

We’re tearing out the old, getting our hands dirty, and building something bigger than what we had yesterday. 🛠️🐓🐐🌱

Some folks might look at this and see a mess.

We see an answered prayer in progress. 🙏🏼

We’re trading comfort for a dream.
Trading “having it all together” for building it from the ground up.
Trading the easy road for the road God put in front of us.

And honey… God didn’t bring us this far to leave us now. 🤎

So let us tear it up, rebuild it, haul it, paint it, cuss at it a little 😂, pray over it, and keep moving!

Little by little. Board by board. Prayer by prayer.

This might be a downgrade in comfort…

BUT BABY, IT’S AN UPGRADE IN THE DREAM. 🤠🔥

Out Yonder Ranch ain’t built overnight.

We’re just getting started. 🐐🐓🌾

🤎

09/29/2026

🐐❤️ WE’RE ASKING FOR A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR OUT YONDER FAMILY. ❤️🐓

Behind Out Yonder Ranch isn’t some big corporation. It’s a family. It’s a mama of three, a dad, kids running around, animals needing care, muddy boots, long days, late nights, and two people doing everything they can to build something of their own.

We’re in the middle of a move, and honestly… it’s a lot.

But we’re not giving up. We’re not walking away from the ranch we’ve worked so hard to build. We’re just asking for a little help getting through this chapter. ❤️

We started Out Yonder Ranch because we believe in working hard, helping people, taking care of animals, supporting our community, and keeping things REAL.

We aren’t here to pretend we have everything figured out. We aren’t here to scam anyone or make promises we can’t keep. We work for what we have, we put our boots on every day, and we keep pushing forward.

Every single person who has booked with us, bought from us, shared our posts, referred someone, encouraged us, or simply followed along on this crazy journey has helped us get here.

And now, we’re asking:

If you believe in what we’re building, would you help us keep moving forward? ❤️

If you’re able to donate, even a small amount, it truly means more than you know:

❤️ Support Out Yonder Ranch on GoFundMe⁠

Can’t donate? PLEASE SHARE.
A share could reach the person who can help change everything for us.

We’re not looking for handouts. We’re fighting for our family, our animals, our business, and the future we’re trying to build.

From our family to yours — thank you for believing in Out Yonder Ranch. 🤠❤️

We’re tired. We’re overwhelmed. We’re probably a little crazy. 😂
But we’re NOT giving up.

🐐 Out Yonder Ranch — where farm life becomes family. 🐓❤️🌱

Our family farm is in foreclosure, and we are now facing the difficult move to a friend's… Christina Pate needs your support for Moving After Farm Foreclosure

09/27/2026

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09/27/2026

🤠 A Little Dolly Parton Dedication at Out Yonder Ranch 💕🐷

“Workin’ 9 to 5…” 🎶

Well, Dolly, we put in our 9 to 5 just like everybody else…
but then we come home and clock right into our 5 to 9 at Out Yonder Ranch. 😂🤠

And let me tell you — 5 to 9 ain’t exactly glamorous. It’s mud, sweat, critters, heavy lifting, and somehow always “just one more thing before we go inside.” 😂

But somewhere between the dirty boots, long nights, and wrestling pigs, friends have turned into family. ❤️

These are the folks who show up after a long day, jump right in the dirt with us, and don’t ask “How dirty are we gonna get?” — they already know the answer. 😂

So this one’s for Dolly, the 9-to-5 queen, and for everybody helping us build this crazy little dream one 5-to-9 night at a time.

9 to 5 pays the bills.
5 to 9 builds the dream.
And the friends we make along the way?
They become family. ❤️🐷🌾

Out Yonder Ranch — where farm life becomes family. 🤠💕

09/24/2026

Ain’t no such thing as a rest day ’round Out Yonder Ranch. 🤠🌾

Sun comes up? We’re already workin’.
Sun goes down? We’re STILL workin’. 😂

Chores don’t care if you’re tired, animals don’t care what day it is, and that damn fence sure ain’t gonna fix itself. 🐐🐓🐖

Boots muddy, hands dirty, hair full of hay, and probably smellin’ like something we ain’t gonna admit to. 😂

But this is the life we chose—and we wouldn’t trade it for nothin’.

Just country folks, critters, hard work, and a whole lotta Jesus keepin’ us goin’. 🙏🏼🤠

Welcome to Out Yonder Ranch.
Ain’t fancy. Ain’t easy. But it’s ours. 🌾

09/11/2026

My definition of rich has gotten a little unhinged. 😂

I don’t want a fancy car.
I don’t want a million-dollar house.
I don’t want designer everything or a life that looks impressive on Facebook.

I want LAND.
I want chickens running around my yard, goats yelling at me, pigs rooting up everything I just planted, and a garden that somehow survives my children and the damn chickens. 😂

I want to grow my own food.
Raise my own meat.
Collect eggs in the morning.
Know exactly what my family is eating and where it came from.

I want my kids barefoot, dirty, tired, and learning how to work—not sitting around waiting for Wi-Fi to come back on.

Give me a beat-up truck, a muddy pair of boots, a barn full of animals, a garden, a freezer full of food, and a family that knows how to make do.

I don’t want to be rich in money.

I want to be so rich in self-sufficiency that the modern world can mind its damn business. 😂🌾🐓🐐🐖

That’s the kind of rich I’m chasing now.

My definition of RICH has changed.

I don’t want more STUFF.
I want MORE FREEDOM.

A full pantry.
A basket of eggs.
A garden growing food.
Rabbits in the barn.
And the skills to provide for my family with my own two hands.

THIS is wealth. This is freedom. This is rich.

What does rich look like to you? 👇

09/03/2026

When chatGPT knows you too well lol

Christina : Owner, Operator & Alleged Adult of Out Yonder Ranch. 🤠

Mother of three. Collector of animals. Starter of businesses. Finisher of approximately 47% of the projects I start before another goat has an emergency.

I run a ranch, raise kids, work, trim hooves, chase escaped livestock, answer messages at inappropriate hours, and somehow still get asked, “So what do you do all day?”

Sir.

I haven’t sat down since 2019.

I believe in raising my kids to know that chicken nuggets had ancestors, vegetables don’t grow in the Walmart parking lot, and sometimes you have to get dirty to get the job done.

My house? Loud.
My truck? Questionable.
My search history? Probably enough to concern several government agencies.
My bank account? Mind your business.
My animals? Spoiled.
My children? Feral but loved.
My goats? Unionizing.

I don’t claim to know everything. I just learn as I go, research the hell out of it, call somebody’s grandma, watch 14 videos, have a minor breakdown, and then somehow become qualified enough to teach someone else.

I’m equal parts Southern hospitality, duct tape, caffeine, stubbornness, and “watch me figure it out.”

I support small businesses, believe kids need dirt under their fingernails, and have never once seen an animal and thought, “You know what? I have enough.”

If there’s a problem, I’ll handle it.

If I can’t handle it, I’ll buy another animal and emotionally avoid the situation.

Out Yonder Ranch: where the fences are questionable, the animals are dramatic, the kids are barefoot, and the woman running the whole operation is one inconvenience away from becoming a full-time chicken.

🤠🐐🐖🐓

We live. We learn. We apparently make terrible decisions and call them business expansions.