10/01/2026
People call me low maintenance. And honestlv, I don't see it
Because low maintenance doesn't even begin to cover the chaos I create in my own life
3 hours ago, I found a cow in Florida.
So naturally, now I'm getting ready to drive 18 hours to go get her. Toniqht.
In the middle of a storm that's supposed to dump half of Texas on us.
Most people would probably call that crazy. I call it Thursday
I may be "low maintenance". but I come with one hell of a fuel bill 😂😂
Come see what happens when you combine cows, country life, and questionable decisions.
Book a visit to Pint Size Pastures, and be one of the first to meet the new edition to the farm 👀