The Sharp Life

06/22/2026

Let's play a little game of this or that to help me decide what to make with our garlic scapes
Comment pesto for "this" or pickles for "that.

06/14/2026

Greg's been carving again. 🪵
Every spoon starts as a piece of wood and ends as something you'll reach for every single day — or display proudly on your counter.

Hand-carved, food-safe, and finished with mineral oil. No two are alike.

Mini spoons from $10 · Decorative & twist-handle spoons $15–$20 · Large cooking spoons & spatulas $30
Now listed on our menu site — link in bio or DM to buy yours.

Great with a jar of our spices/dip blends, jams/sauces, or build a gift bundle.

https://thesharplifemenu.netlify.app/
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06/06/2026

Father's day is coming!

🔥 The Backyard Harvest Grill Box 🔥

​Fire up the grill and bring the authentic taste of the homestead to your next backyard dinner! This premium, limited-edition bundle is built for grilling enthusiasts, patio nights, or as an upscale, handcrafted gift for the favorite chef in your life.
​The centerpiece of this box is a stunning, functional piece of kitchen art—hand-carved right here on our farm.

​What’s inside:
🪵 1 Fancy Hand-Carved Wooden Spatula – An elegant, heirloom-quality cooking tool whittled from local hardwood by Greg himself, with a gorgeous curved handle. Built to last a lifetime.
🔥 1 lb Honey Garlic Pasture-Raised Sausage – Thick, juicy, and perfect for the grill.
🍁 1 Large Jar (500ml) Rhubarb BBQ Sauce – A rich, tangy, uniquely delicious homestead favorite you won't find anywhere else.
🥒 1 Jar (250ml) Sweet Cucumber & Onion Relish – Crisp, vibrant, and packed with traditional summer flavor.
🧅 1 Jar Simply Dill Pickles dip/dressing mix – pump up those veggie trays and salads
🥩 1 Jar (125ml) Coldwater Steak & Roast Rub – Our signature, savory blend of herbs and spices to elevate any cut of meat.
​Price: $75

📦 Pickup: This Saturday between 9:00 AM and 1:00 PM (Porch pickup at the farm).
​How to Order: Because of the detailed time it takes to hand-carve each heirloom spatula, we only have a very select few of these boxes available for this weekend. To claim yours, send us a DM or comment below! (Orders confirmed via DM with Interac e-Transfer details).