17/10/2026
Lovely Leon Left!
Leon gave notice last week to focus on college and we need a new mucker outer 2-3 days a week. If you have sense then you will go racing too. Expect to read a crystal ball, seems to be a general trainer thing so not too unreasonable (brushing horses, sweeping the yard and applying common sense/fitting in with madhouse seem to be extra 🤯🤔)
We also need a nanny type magician.
Expect to think outside the box
It wont be a clean job, if you want to rock up with fabulous face and nails we aren't for you. If you rock up with these and leave mawkit (lauren coulter or Niamh Mcgee talking about you, please come back)
Pay will be legal per hour with an element of piecerate. If it takes you all day incl monster/juice/fag breaks be disappointed. If you are SWIFT, SHARP & EFFICIENT then it could be your lucky day! Extra work and riding for the right fit.
If you are asked to ride it wont be on the one pictured. It will be on safe ones so spout the dangerous unrideable chat elsewhere.
Did I mention the wife feeds you twice a day? If you live out it wont be caravan scraps at breakfast and lunch. Probably.
Bonus points if you know a man (who knows a man) who can transform the most expensive clothes airer in ayrshire into anything else. (Ideally a horse walker but open to suggestion...)