Naughtea

09/16/2026

Growing up, we fixed everything with Band-Aids, toys, and ice cream. 🩹🧸🍦

Now we’re adults, and apparently our emotional support system is boba, fries, and Korean corndogs. 😂🧋🍟🌭

Honestly, we’re all just doing our best—and sometimes “our best” means treating ourselves to something delicious. 💜 Whether you’ve had a great day, a rough day, or a “please don’t ask me any more questions” kind of day… Naughtea is here for you! 🫶🤣

Tag someone who deserves a little edible emotional support today! 👇💜

⏰ Open today from 11 AM–8 PM
📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115
Ankeny, Iowa 50023

📲 Order through ToastTab for pickup, or get it delivered through DoorDash, Grubhub, or Uber Eats! 🚗💨

09/12/2026

✨ Your Saturday needs three things: something crispy 🤤, something cheesy 🧀, and something you can drink with a giant straw 🧋😂 Good thing we have all three! 🙌

📝 Saturday checklist:

✅ Wake up ☀️
✅ Pretend you’re going to be productive 🤓
✅ Get distracted by Korean corndogs 🌭👀
✅ Add boba and fries because you’re already committed 🧋🍟😂

⏰ Open today from 11 AM–8 PM
📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115, Ankeny

📲 Order through ToastTab for cheaper pickup, or get it delivered through DoorDash, Grubhub, or Uber Eats! 🚗💨

🧋BUBBLE TEA, BOBA, MILK TEA
🫰KOREAN CORNDOG
🛍Dine In and Take Out

📸 Tag Us!

09/09/2026

National I Love Food Day? Finally, a holiday that understands us. 😂❤️

Flowers die. Chocolate disappears. But the memory of a Fruity Pebbles corndog, Peanut Butter Choco Puffs corndog, fries, and boba? Forever. 😌

⏰ Open today from 11 AM–8 PM
📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115, Ankeny, IA 50023

💰 ToastTab pickup is cheaper!
🚗 Delivery available through DoorDash, Grubhub, and Uber Eats.

🧋BUBBLE TEA, BOBA, MILK TEA
🫰KOREAN CORNDOG
🛍Dine In and Take Out

📸 Tag Us!

09/07/2026

Happy Labor Day to everyone who deserves a three-day weekend but somehow got scheduled for a six-day workweek. 😂🛠️

Special shout-out to the hardworking hands shaking boba, frying Korean corndogs, answering “Are you open?” while standing beneath the OPEN sign—and hiding in the walk-in cooler for emotional support. 🧋🌭😭

We’re celebrating Labor Day by…laboring. 🫡 Come make it worth it! 😂

⏰ Open today from 11 AM–8 PM
📍 Naughtea — 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115, Ankeny, IA 50023

💰 Order pickup through ToastTab—it’s cheaper!
🚗 Delivery available through DoorDash, Grubhub, and Uber Eats.

🧋BUBBLE TEA, BOBA, MILK TEA
🫰KOREAN CORNDOG
🛍Dine In and Take Out

📸 Tag Us!

09/05/2026

Pizza said, “I’m everyone’s favorite. Cheese belongs on a slice.” 🍕

Our Korean corndog said, “That’s cute, Grandpa. Now watch me pull.” 😂🧀😏

Happy National Cheese Pizza Day! We respect pizza—but why settle for a slice when you can have your cheese deep-fried, crispy, stretchy, and served on a stick? 🔥

⏰ Open today from 11 AM–8 PM
📍 Naughtea — 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115, Ankeny, IA 50023

💰 Order pickup through ToastTab—it’s cheaper!
🚗 Delivery available through DoorDash, Grubhub, and Uber Eats.

08/29/2026

It’s the LAST Saturday of August, DAY TWO of the World Food Festival, and school week TWO starts Monday.

Meanwhile, we’re still mentally on the couch from last Sunday. 😭🛋️😂

Taking your taste buds around the world today? Make a DETOUR TO NAUGHTEA! 🌎🧋🌭

“I already ate at the festival.”
Okay? You also have groceries at home, but here we both are. 👀🤣

Parents, congratulations on surviving the first week of school. Only approximately 700 “Where are my shoes?” mornings left. 📚👟😭

Come get a cotton candy drink and a Fruity Pebbles corndog. Yes, that’s cereal on a stick. YOU’RE the adult now. You can approve your own field trip. 🌈🌭😂

⏰ Open today 11 AM–8 PM
📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115
Ankeny, IA 50023

💸 Order pickup through ToastTab and skip the delivery fees. The school supply list has taken enough from this family. ✏️💸

🚗 Don’t want to drive? Order through DoorDash, Grubhub, or Uber Eats. Your only transportation responsibility is getting from the couch to the door. We believe in you. 🛋️🚪😂

08/26/2026

Wednesday: too late to quit the week, too early to start making responsible weekend decisions. 😂

Your motivation is missing, your patience is at 2%, and cooking dinner feels like a personal attack. If your only accomplishment today was opening your eyes and pretending to care—congratulations! You’ve earned a boba for emotional support and a Korean corn dog as your crispy, cheesy survival trophy. 🧋🌭🏆

We’re open from 11 AM–8 PM, serving cheese pulls and questionable self-control.

📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115, Ankeny, IA 50023

📲 Pickup through ToastTab
🚗 Delivery through DoorDash, Grubhub, and Uber Eats

Because salads don’t fix Wednesdays. Cheese does. 😌🧀

08/24/2026

You came. You sipped. You crunched. And you absolutely wore us OUT. 😂💜💚

Thank you for all the love yesterday and today! Our feet are officially filing a complaint, but our hearts are very happy. 🧋🌭 We appreciate every single one of you!

And because apparently we haven’t learned our lesson… we’re open again tomorrow from 11 AM–8 PM! 😂

📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115
Ankeny, IA 50023

🥡 Order for pickup through ToastTab
🚗 Get it delivered through DoorDash, Grubhub, or Uber Eats

08/22/2026

It’s the LAST SATURDAY of the Iowa State Fair! 🎡

If you’ve already spent your entire paycheck on parking, lemonade, and one suspiciously expensive turkey leg… come recover with us. 😂

Our Korean corn dogs are crispy, cheesy, and cheaper than making another financially irresponsible lap around the fairgrounds. 🌭🧀

⏰ Open today: 11 AM–8 PM
📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115
Ankeny, IA 50023

📲 Order ahead for pickup through ToastTab
🚗 Get it delivered through DoorDash, Grubhub, or Uber Eats

Come hungry. Leave with cheese stretching farther than your State Fair budget. 🤸‍♀️😂