06/06/2026
If you’ve landed on my page and are wondering, “What did I just click on”—hello! I’m Diane. I’m a wound and ostomy nurse by profession, a sheep empire builder by passion, and someone who pours her heart into managing our joyful chaos alongside my partner, Joel.
By day, I dedicate myself to helping humans heal—caring for wounds, solving problems most people shy away from even discussing at the dinner table—and doing my best to remain calm, competent, and reassuring in the face of medical challenges.
But my days don’t end there. Before, during, and after work, I find myself in a pasture, trying to connect with sheep who often seem to have a mind of their own, reminding me that even the most authoritative plans can meet a bit of stubbornness.
Our sheep operation brings unexpected joy. The animals are cleaner than my barn boots, more photogenic than I am, and somehow less complicated than my day job. I can go from sterile gloves and clinical precision to, “Hold this lamb real quick,” in just a few minutes.
I often say:
* “I just need to check one thing” (which often turns into many things)
* “Just one more lamb” (which usually means a few more)
* “This will only take a second” (which sometimes means a bit longer)
My life is a whirlwind of:
* medical charts and lambing charts
* wound care and wool care
* patient rounds and pasture rounds
My camera roll 🎥 reflects this unique life:
* High-quality livestock photos that I dream of sharing
* Medical notes I intend to review later
* Countless blurry lamb shots because they refuse to stay still
* And at least one video of me gently pleading with a sheep with hooves, saying “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?”
I don’t see hobbies; I see operations—ways I measure time in feeding schedules, shift changes, and moments when I wonder if anyone, human or sheep, has made a questionable choice today.
I often find myself:
* Switching from medical terminology to sheep genetics mid-sentence
* Getting emotionally attached and then trying to stay professional
* Designing a marketing piece while covered in hay
* Running on caffeine, adrenaline, and a strong sense of responsibility
Yes, I am a healthcare professional.
Yes, I am a livestock breeder.
And yes, I’m occasionally chasing a sheep across the pasture in scrubs, driven by love and determination, while my husband shakes his head and giggles at me from across the field.
Welcome to my life—where high stakes meet heartfelt care, the sheep are special, and I’m doing my best to keep everyone—humans and livestock—safe, healthy, and loved, all while building a brand in between.