Crooked Pine Ranch

05/29/2026

05/29/2026

Can't wait we will be there

The Columbus Country Market is making history with 86 scheduled vendors for tomorrow’s market, our largest vendor lineup yet! 🎉🌾🛍️

Join us on the Historic Courthouse Square in Downtown Columbus from 9 AM – 12 PM to shop local, enjoy live music by Ryan Goodwin, grab delicious food, and explore an incredible variety of handmade goods, fresh produce, baked treats, home décor, and more.

This is one market you won’t want to miss. See you tomorrow! 💙💛

05/29/2026

😢💔 **THE BRUTAL REALITY OF RANCH LIFE.** 🐍🐓

Warning: Long post ahead, but I just need to vent because my heart is absolutely heavy this morning. This is the raw, unedited, heartbreaking side of raising animals that people don’t see on a pretty Instagram feed.

You spend your days sweating, building, and working your fingers to the bone thinking you are doing the absolute best for your animals. You secure the coops, you check the perches, you protect them from every angle... and then a freeloading snake still finds a way to slide right in and steal your babies.

Just last night, this vicious monster took two of my sweet babies. And this morning, I walked out into the coop only to find him coiled up right there. The absolute worst part? As I was battling to get this thing out of the coop to protect the babies I have left, I could *literally* see the lumps of my babies still inside of him. 😭💔

I am so incredibly over fighting nature today. It breaks my heart because you pour so much love into these animals just to watch a predator treat them like a free buffet.

But this is the circle of life out here on the ranch, and there is no room for a monster like this in my coop. He has crossed the line. This snake is officially out of the coop, and his journey has ended.

I guess he can be thankful he got his last meal, because it was his final one.

Time to hug the rest of my flock a little tighter today, reinforce the perimeter *again*, and keep pushing forward. Ranch life gives you the highest highs and the lowest lows, and today is definitely a low one. 💔🌾

05/26/2026

05/26/2026

WE WILL BE THERE YALL

🎉 Shop, snack, and stroll this Saturday, May 30th from 9 AM - 12 PM at the Columbus Country Market on the Courthouse Square in Downtown Columbus! 🌟

You’ll find an amazing variety of local favorites like honey, sourdough, tamales, tacos, kolaches, egg noodles, mini pancakes with toppings, jerky, Longhorn beef, Indian food, breakfast bagels, pastries, shaved ice, coffee, lemonade, fresh produce, farm eggs, cakes, cookies, jams, jellies, macarons, woodwork, jewelry, soaps, candles, wreaths, floral arrangements, crocheted items, signs, horseshoe art, car freshies, natural dog treats, olive oil, pastas, sauces, herbs, wine-inspired creations, and so much more! ✨

With even MORE vendors and one-of-a-kind treasures, you won’t want to miss this Saturday on the Square! ✨

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05/23/2026

☀️🌧️ **CHANGE OF PLANS, Y'ALL! WE ARE HEADING TO BAYTOWN TOMORROW!** 🌧️☀️

The Texas weather decided to throw a little curveball at our Eagle Lake plans, but you know Crooked Pine Ranch & Backroads Designs & Treats doesn't stop! We are pivoting, packing up the rig, and heading straight to the **Baytown Trade Days Small Business Market** TOMORROW! 🚙💨

We are loading up all your ranch favorites, including our brand-new, jaw-dropping **Watermelon de Gallo** 🍉💥, fresh batches of salsa, wonderfully wimpy roasted peppers, and those legendary crisp pickles!

Fingers crossed, toes crossed, and *everything* crossed that the weather cooperates for a beautiful market day! 🤞🌦️🌡️

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# # # 📍 **HERE ARE THE DETAILS:**
* 🗓️ **WHEN:** Tomorrow, May 23rd
* ⏰ **TIME:** 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM
* 📍 **WHERE:** Amegy Bank | 1300 Rollingbrook Dr, Baytown, TX
* 🎟️ **COST:** **FREE ENTRY!** Bring the whole family out!

Come out, support local, grab your weekend treats, and help us pray the rain away! We cannot wait to see your smiling faces, Baytown! Let’s make it a great Saturday! 🤠⭕✨

05/21/2026

💃✨ **CHASING DREAMS & WINNING CLEANS!** ✨🕺

At **Barefoot Clean**, we believe in lifting up our community and helping our local youth reach for the stars! We are so incredibly proud to sponsor a talented young dancer as she chases her big dreams—and we want *you* to be a part of her journey! 🩰💖

We are hosting a **$5 Dance Raffle**, and the prize is an absolute game-changer for your weekly sanity:

🎁 **THE PRIZE:** A **2.5-Hour Whole-Home Clean** with one of our dedicated Barefoot Clean specialists! (A $100 Value! 🧼💸)

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# # # 🎟️ **HOW TO ENTER:**
It is so simple to get your name in the drawing:
1. Scan or look at the image below for the payment details. 👇
2. Send **$5 per entry** to:
* **Venmo:** ``
* **Cash App:** `$kryssy2004`
3. We will automatically drop your name into the raffle hat! 🎩✨

⚠️ **THE BONUS:** The official drawing date has **NOT BEEN DECIDED YET**, which means the window is wide open! You can enter as many times as you want to increase your chances of scoring that free cleaning. $5 for 2.5 hours of pure relaxation? Yes, please!

Buy your peace of mind back, skip the chores, and help an amazing local dancer shine on stage. Enter today! 🤠⭕👣