06/15/2026
🍅🐸 **HOLY TOMATOES! MOTHER NATURE IS WORKING OVERTIME AT CROOKED PINE RANCH!** 🌾🍅
Y'all, I am sitting here completely blown away and my heart is just overflowing with happiness this morning! We are officially producing tomatoes, and it has been an absolute whirlwind. 😭❤️
It all started when our amazing neighbor brought us a 5-gallon bucket of tomatoes. Well, we matched it, filled an **entire Igloo cooler** to the brim, and sold **50 POUNDS** of beautiful, fresh tomatoes in no time! Just this morning, I went back out to harvest even more, and I honestly can’t believe we are actually growing them like this. 🧺✨
But do you want to know the absolute best part about our tomatoes? It's how we grow them.
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# # # 🐸 OUR ONLY PESTICIDES? FROGS.
That’s right, I said it—**FROGS!** 🐸🎒 We have solar lights staked out all through the garden. At night, the bugs come to the lights and sit dormant, and our little frog army comes out to absolutely demolish them! It is breathtaking to watch the circle of life happen right before your eyes. No chemicals, no toxic sprays—just a bunch of hungry frogs doing what they do best!
# # # 💩 OUR ONLY FERTILIZER?
Y'all know I keep telling you: **s**t makes the flowers grow!** 🌸💩 The only fertilizer touching our garden is pure pig s**t and chicken s**t straight from the ranch. It is the best thing in the world, and it proves that when you let Mother Nature work to your advantage, she delivers the goods!
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Real, clean, honest food grown the way God intended. Come by ** The Old 300 Mercantile ** to grab some of this fresh produce before it's all gone, and see what happens when you trust the ranch-raised process! 🤠🍅
