06/24/2026
“Tomorrow Freddy is getting a haircut. Please respect our family’s privacy during this difficult time.” 😂
After months of dedicated service as Head of Farm Security, Chief Vole Inspector, and General Garden Supervisor, he’s finally headed in for a much-needed makeover.
If you’ve met Freddy, you know he’s a little rough around the edges. His coat mats easily, he spends most of his days patrolling flower beds, and personal grooming has never exactly been at the top of his priority list.
To be fair, he’s been busy.
There were voles to catch.
Mice to evict.
Dahlias to protect.
But the time has come.
Tomorrow, Freddy gets a haircut.
I honestly have no idea what we’re going to get back. Will he still resemble the majestic farm lion we’ve all come to know and love? Or will he emerge looking like a slightly embarrassed house cat who lost a bet?
Only time will tell.
Thoughts and prayers for Freddy as he prepares to sacrifice some floof in the name of comfort. ❤️🐈✂️
Stay tuned for the before-and-after photos. I have a feeling they’re going to be spectacular.