05/16/2026
**Buttermilk Biscuits** - cue Sir Mix-A-Lot
Zach’s been locked in the dungeon…. (read kitchen) since Mother’s Day, covered in flour and muttering things that definitely aren’t in the employee handbook. But he has emerged victorious, covered in flour and questioning his life choices. The man is dialed in, and the biscuit program is officially getting out of hand in the best way.
So if you see him this weekend, tell him his biscuits are incredible.
He needs the emotional support more than the caffeine.
And big shoutout to for the square‑biscuit inspiration. We see you. We respect you. (Seriously if you haven’t tried what they’re doing, check them out)
Also, there might be a limited number of Carrot Cake Cinnamon Rolls available .