08/29/2026
Folks. The luffahs are here, and they mean business.
This winter we are gonna be scrubbing everything. Our hands. Our dishes. Our floors. Our other dishes. Does it need to get scrubbed? There's a luffah for that. There's probably six luffahs for that right now, and more are growing. They won't stop growing.
Am I mad? No.
I'm terrified π
I'll see you all in December with cleaned and dried luffah sponges ready to work, if they don't take over the property and evict us from the house before then π€£