Unbeatable Nutrition

Unbeatable Nutrition Nutritional club selling healthy high protein shakes and energizing teas!
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05/27/2026

☀️⚡ WACKY WEDNESDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ⚡☀️

At this point if your morning doesn’t include caffeine, a cute little drink, and at least ONE irrational decision… are you even living?? 😌💅

🍓 Tea of the Day: Acai Bowl
☕ Shake of the Day: Caramel Macchiato

Okay but can we talk about Protein Coffee for a second because WHY is it giving: ☕ “I have my life together” 📋 “I remembered all my appointments” 💻 “Inbox cleared before 10AM” ✨ while the rest of us are still trying to emotionally process waking up 😭

It’s basically coffee with a superiority complex at this point 💀⚡

Need something fast? 🚗
Grab & Go = caffeinated chaos but make it efficient

Pulling up with the crew? 🎉
Party Packs = everybody immediately saying: “WAIT… why does yours look way better than mine 👀”

Or maybe today’s vibe is: 🏡 oversized hoodie
📱 ignoring responsibilities
🥤 sipping something dramatic while pretending everything is fine

Honestly… highly recommend 😌💕

We’ve got:
⚡ energy
💖 chaotic good vibes
🍓 ridiculously cute drinks
☀️ enough caffeine to reboot your personality before noon

📍 720 Hoosick Rd, Troy (Market 32 Plaza)
📲 [email protected]
📞 518-326-6010

✨ HOURS ✨
Monday-Friday 6AM-5PM
Saturday & Sunday 6AM-2PM

Come grab something sweet, caffeinated, and just unstable enough to make the day interesting 😌⚡💖

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05/26/2026

☀️✨ HAPPY TUESDAY, BESTIES ✨☀️

Respectfully… if your morning routine DOESN’T include a cute drink, caffeine, and a tiny bit of delusion… I genuinely don’t know how you’re surviving 😌💅

TODAY’S MAIN CHARACTERS: 🍋 Tea of the Day: Sippin Sunshine 🍓 Shake of the Day: Strawberry Shortcake

And can we PLEASE discuss Protein Coffee again because she is STILL carrying the entire population before 9AM ☕⚡

✨ One sip = suddenly replying to emails ✨ Two sips = becoming emotionally available ✨ Three sips = reorganizing your pantry and fixing your life before lunch

Honestly at this point it’s less of a drink and more of a personality trait 😭💀

Need something quick? 🚗 Grab & Go = hot girl efficiency mode activated

Pulling up with your people? 🎉 Party Packs = everybody suddenly asking “wait where’d you get that??”

Avoiding responsibilities today? 🏡 Cozy clothes + favorite drink + pretending notifications don’t exist = self care 😌💕

We’ve got: ⚡ energy 💖 vibes 🍓 cute drinks ☀️ and just enough chaos to keep things interesting

📍 720 Hoosick Rd, Troy (Market 32 Plaza) 📲 [email protected] 📞 518-326-6010

✨ HOURS ✨ Monday-Friday 6am-5pm Saturday & Sunday 6am-2pm

Come sip something dramatic, delicious, and slightly life-altering 😌⚡🍋

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05/25/2026

🇺🇸❤️🤍💙 MEMORIAL DAY HOURS 💙🤍❤️🇺🇸

Just a quick heads up, besties ✨
We are CLOSED today, Monday, May 25th, so our team can spend time with family and honor Memorial Day 🇺🇸

But don’t worry… we’ll be back TOMORROW serving all the good vibes, loaded teas, shakes, and energy you missed 😌⚡

⏰ Tuesday Hours: 6 AM – 5 PM

ANDDDD starting next week, we are officially back to our normal hours 🙌

✨ Monday-Friday: 6 AM – 5 PM
✨ Saturday & Sunday: 6 AM – 2 PM

Enjoy your holiday, stay safe, and we can’t wait to see everyone tomorrow 💕

❤️🤍💙 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND VIBES ❤️🤍💙Rainy weather 🤝 comfy clothes 🤝 cozy drinks 🤝 absolutely no responsibilities 😌☔✨Sinc...
05/24/2026

❤️🤍💙 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND VIBES ❤️🤍💙

Rainy weather 🤝 comfy clothes 🤝 cozy drinks 🤝 absolutely no responsibilities 😌☔✨

Since it looks like we’re getting one of those stay-inside-and-get-cozy kind of weekends… we fully support canceling plans, grabbing your favorite drink, and romanticizing the sound of rain from the couch 💕🌧️

🍋 Tea of the Day: Memorial Day
Sweet, refreshing, pretty, and giving patriotic main character energy ❤️💙✨

🍓 Shake of the Day: Strawberry Shortcake
Comfort food energy… but make it cute 😌🍓

☕ And can we please have a moment for Protein Coffee again??
Because somehow she still manages to save mornings, rainy moods, AND emotional stability ⚡😂

✨ One sip = functioning human
✨ Two sips = productive Sunday
✨ Three sips = suddenly meal prepping and answering emails you ignored all week

As we head into Memorial Day, we also want to take a moment to remember and honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country ❤️🤍💙

🚨 SUNDAY-TODAY’S HOURS: 6AM–2PM 🚨

And friendly reminder — we will be CLOSED tomorrow (Monday) for Memorial Day!

So today is your LAST CHANCE to stock up on:
🏡 At-home teas
☕ Protein coffee
⚡ Energy drinks
💖 Shake mixes
🍋 Your weekend favorites

Because rainy weather + no loaded tea in the house sounds like a personal crisis 😭☔

📍 720 Hoosick Rd, Troy (Market 32 Plaza)
📲 [email protected]
📞 518-326-6010

💕 Come grab something cozy, refreshing, and slightly life-changing before we close for Memorial Day 😌✨

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🍋✨ LEMONADE WEEK IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CONTROL ✨🍋Respectfully… if your drink isn’t causing at least ONE person to whisper...
05/23/2026

🍋✨ LEMONADE WEEK IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CONTROL ✨🍋

Respectfully… if your drink isn’t causing at least ONE person to whisper: 👀 “okay wait… where did you GET that??” 📸 immediately opening the camera app 💅 and acting like they just discovered happiness in a cup…

then babe… we need to do better 😌⚡

Because around here?? We’re not serving “just a drink.” We’re serving: 🍋 attitude ⚡ chaos 💖 iced confidence ✨ beverages with a better personality than most people

THIS WEEK IS GIVING: 💅 loud colors 📸 camera-first drinks 🍓 flavors that deserve fan edits 😮‍💨 and “accidentally stayed for an hour” energy

🍋 Tea of the Day: Pink Lemonade 💖 sweet, pretty, dramatic… exactly how we like it

🍓 Shake of the Day: Strawberry Cheesecake Because if dessert and gym motivation had a hot girl baby… this would be her 😌✨

And PLEASEEEE can we talk about Protein Coffee again?? ☕⚡ Because she continues to carry mornings harder than we carry emotional baggage.

✨ One sip = suddenly answering emails ✨ Two sips = life reset loading ✨ Three sips = reorganizing your entire existence before 10am

Need something fast? 🚗 Grab & Go = hot girl efficiency

Pulling up with
the besties? 🎉 Party Packs = everybody suddenly wants your plans

Avoiding responsibilities this weekend? 🏡 Cozy drink + comfy clothes + zero communication = self care 😌💕

📍 720 Hoosick Rd, Troy (Market 32 Plaza) 📲 [email protected] 📞 518-326-6010

✨ MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND HOURS ✨ Saturday & Sunday: 6am–2pm
Monday (Memorial Day): CLOSED

💕 Come sip something cute, dramatic, and slightly life-changing 😌⚡🍋

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🍋⚡ HAPPY LEMONADE WEEK, BESTIES ⚡🍋Okay but be SO serious right now…if your drink isn’t making people stop mid-scroll lik...
05/22/2026

🍋⚡ HAPPY LEMONADE WEEK, BESTIES ⚡🍋

Okay but be SO serious right now…
if your drink isn’t making people stop mid-scroll like:
👀 “WAITTTT… WHO MADE THAT?!”
📸 instantly pulling phones out for pics
💅 and serving full main character energy before the first sip…

then what are we even doing?? 😌✨

Around here we don’t do boring drinks.
We do: ⚡ colorful chaos
🍋 lemonade with personality
💖 drinks that look expensive and taste illegal
😮‍💨 and vibes so good they deserve their own soundtrack

This week’s lineup is absolutely UNWELL in the best way:

🍋 Tea of the Day: LIGHTNING LEMONADE ⚡
because apparently we decided lemonade should look magical now 😏✨

🍫 Shake of the Day: THIN MINT 💚
sweet, minty, creamy, and honestly? life-changing behavior.

And can we PLEASE discuss Protein Coffee for a sec?? ☕💖
Because she is STILL carrying mornings on her BACK.
✨ One sip = productive queen
✨ Two sips = emotionally unavailable to negativity
✨ Three sips = fixing your entire life before noon 😌

Need something quick?
🚗 Grab & Go = elite behavior

Rolling in with the crew?
🎉 Party Packs = instant fan favorite with zero effort

Protecting your peace this weekend?
🏡 Cozy drink. Cute vibes. No responsibilities. As you should.

📍720 Hoosick Rd, Troy (Market 32 Plaza)
📲 [email protected]
📞 518-326-6010

✨ MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND HOURS ✨
Friday 5/22: 6am–5pm
Saturday & Sunday: 6am–2pm
Monday 5/25 (Memorial Day): CLOSED

💕 Pull up, sip pretty, and let your drink have more personality than your ex 😌⚡🍋

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🍋✨ IT’S LEMONADE WEEK, BESTIES ✨🍋And respectfully… if your drink isn’t giving: 👀 “WAIT… WHO MADE THAT??” 📸 stopping peop...
05/19/2026

🍋✨ IT’S LEMONADE WEEK, BESTIES ✨🍋

And respectfully… if your drink isn’t giving: 👀 “WAIT… WHO MADE THAT??” 📸 stopping people mid-scroll 💅 and stealing attention before the first sip…

then what are we even doing here?? 😌

This week we’re turning literally EVERYTHING into lemonade because basic drinks? Couldn’t be us 💁‍♀️✨

Pull up and let us upgrade your entire mood real quick: ⚡ Teas that wake you UP and show OUT 💪 Shakes keeping everything sitting RIGHT (fits = handled 😏) 🌸 Vibes so good they’re basically a personality trait

And let’s talk about the main character for a sec… ☕💖 Protein Coffee is STILL that girl. ✨ One sip = locked in ✨ Two sips = glowing, thriving, unstoppable 💅

Need cute + convenient? 🚗 Grab & Go = elite behavior

Linking with the crew? 🎉 Party Packs = instant hype with zero effort 😏

Living in your cozy era? 🏡 Cute drink. Comfy vibes. No stress. 💕

✨🌼 TODAY’S LINEUP 🌼✨ 🍋 Tea of the Day: Raspberry Lemonade 🍰 Shake of the Day: Jamocha Macchiato

And tell me this Raspberry Lemonade isn’t giving: ☀️ summer crush 💕 pink drink energy ✨ main character at the farmer’s market vibes

🚗 Curbside available — because waiting in line?? absolutely not 😌

📍 720 Hoosick Rd, Troy (Market 32 Plaza) 📲 [email protected] 📞 518-326-6010

🕒 Hours: Saturday–Monday: 6AM–2PM Tuesday–Friday: 6AM–5PM

💕 Pull up, sip pretty, and remind Monday who’s actually in charge 😏✨

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🚨🏒 SUNDAY FUNDAY CHECK-IN 🏒🚨Besties… respectfully… who approved putting the ✨Off-Campus✨ series on Prime?! 😩📺🏒Because no...
05/17/2026

🚨🏒 SUNDAY FUNDAY CHECK-IN 🏒🚨

Besties… respectfully… who approved putting the ✨Off-Campus✨ series on Prime?! 😩📺🏒

Because now suddenly: ❌ responsibilities ❌ emotional stability ❌ productivity

…all gone. Absolutely BODY CHECKED 💀✨

At this point fictional hockey boys are paying rent in our heads and honestly?? we’ve accepted our fate 🫡🏒

🚨 TONIGHT’S GAME PLAN 🚨

☕ caffeine strong enough to revive us after “just one more episode” 🏒 hockey romance chaos 💅 terrible decisions made with confidence ✨ drinks hotter than the enemies-to-lovers tension

🥅 TODAY’S STARTING LINEUP 🥅

🏒 Tea of the Day: THE LEGACY
🍓 Shake of the Day: Strawberry Shortcake

And babe… if your drink doesn’t have strangers in the parking lot going: “okay waitttt 👀 what IS that??”

…we gotta do better 😤✨

Pull up for: ⚡ Loaded teas with main character energy 💪 Protein shakes because thirsting over hockey players is cardio ☕ Protein coffee for the binge-watch survivors 🏡 To-go drinks for your Off-Campus marathon 🎉 Party packs because the hockey girlies NEVER travel alone

📍720 Hoosick Rd, Troy (Market 32 Plaza)
📲 [email protected]
📞 518-326-6010

🕒 HOURS: Tuesday–Friday: 6AM–5PM Saturday–Monday: 6AM–2PM

💕 Grab your bestie
🏒 Grab your drink
📺 And prepare to lose all common sense over fictional hockey men tonight

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🚨🏒 HAPPY FRIYAY, HOCKEY BESTIES 🏒🚨Besties… the ✨Off-Campus✨ series is officially on Prime and honestly???Our productivit...
05/15/2026

🚨🏒 HAPPY FRIYAY, HOCKEY BESTIES 🏒🚨

Besties… the ✨Off-Campus✨ series is officially on Prime and honestly???
Our productivity this week has been absolutely BODY CHECKED 😮‍💨📺🏒

Because why are fictional hockey boys suddenly the center of our entire personality right now?? 💀✨

So obviously we gotta ask…
🚨 WHO’S SPENDING THEIR FRIDAY NIGHT IN THE BOY AQUARIUM?! 👀🏒🚨

Tonight’s emotional support package includes:
☕ caffeine strong enough to restart our soul
🏒 hockey romance chaos
💅 questionable life choices
✨ drinks hotter than the enemies-to-lovers storyline

🥅 TODAY’S STARTING LINEUP 🥅

🏒 Tea of the Day: THE GOAL
🎂 Shake of the Day: BIRTHDAY CAKE

And babe…
If your drink doesn’t make someone stop mid-parking-lot walk like:
“okayyyy wait… what IS that 👀✨”

…respectfully, we can do better 😤🏒

Pull up for:
⚡ Loaded teas serving main character energy
💪 Protein shakes because thirsting over hockey players burns calories probably
☕ Protein coffee for the exhausted binge-watchers
🏡 To-go drinks for your Off-Campus marathon
🎉 Party packs because the hockey besties never travel alone

📍720 Hoosick Rd, Troy (Market 32 Plaza)
📲 [email protected]
📞 518-326-6010

🕒 HOURS:
Tuesday–Friday: 6AM–5PM
Saturday–Monday: 6AM–2PM

💕 Grab your bestie
🏒 Grab your drink
📺 And prepare to lose all emotional stability over fictional hockey men again

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🚨🏒 HAPPY TASTY THURSDAY, HOCKEY BESTIES 🏒🚨Besties… the ✨Off-Campus✨ series is officially on Prime and honestly??? Produc...
05/14/2026

🚨🏒 HAPPY TASTY THURSDAY, HOCKEY BESTIES 🏒🚨

Besties… the ✨Off-Campus✨ series is officially on Prime and honestly??? Productivity has left the chat 😮‍💨📺🏒

Because tell me WHY fictional hockey boys have us acting absolutely unwell this week 💀✨

So naturally… 🚨 WHO’S ENTERING THEIR BOY AQUARIUM ERA TONIGHT?! 👀🏒🚨

Current emotional support system: 🏒 toxic levels of hockey romance ☕ caffeine strong enough to revive our soul 💅 dramatic tension we pretend we don’t love ✨ drinks prettier than your situationship’s excuses

TODAY’S ICONIC LINEUP 😌🥅

🏒 Tea of the Day: THE MISTAKE
🍌 Shake of the Day: Banana Split

And babe… if your drink doesn’t make someone in the parking lot go: “okayyyy wait where is THAT from 👀✨”

…then respectfully, what are we even doing 😤🏒

Pull up for: ⚡ Loaded teas bringing main character energy 💪 Protein shakes because hot people need fuel ☕ Protein coffee for the exhausted romance readers 🏡 To-go drinks for your Off-Campus binge-watch marathon 🎉 Party packs because the hockey besties travel in packs 💅🏒

📍720 Hoosick Rd, Troy (Market 32 Plaza) 📲 [email protected] 📞 518-326-6010

🕒 HOURS: Tuesday–Friday: 6AM–5PM Saturday–Monday: 6AM–2PM

💕 Grab your bestie. 🏒 Grab your drink. 📺 And prepare to fall emotionally attached to fictional hockey players again.

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🚨🏒 WACKY WEDNESDAY JUST ENTERED ITS HOCKEY ROMANCE ERA 🏒🚨Besties… why does this week already feel like we got checked in...
05/13/2026

🚨🏒 WACKY WEDNESDAY JUST ENTERED ITS HOCKEY ROMANCE ERA 🏒🚨

Besties… why does this week already feel like we got checked into the boards by life itself?? 😩💀

BUT THANKFULLY… ✨ OFF-CAMPUS ✨ officially drops on Prime and we are simply not okay 😮‍💨📺🏒

So obviously we need to know…

🚨 WHO’S READY FOR THE BOY AQUARIUM?! 👀🏒🚨

Because nothing says emotional stability like: 🏒 fictional hockey boys ☕ aggressive caffeine intake 💅 unresolved tension ✨ and drinks prettier than your ex’s apology text

TODAY’S STARTING LINEUP 😌🥅

🏒 Tea of the Day: THE SCORE 🍌 Shake of the Day: Banana Nut Bread

And babe… if your drink doesn’t make strangers say “okay waitttt where did you GET that 👀✨” before your first sip???

Immediate penalty. Straight to the box 😤🚩🏒

Pull up for: ⚡ Loaded energy teas that hit harder than playoff season 💪 Protein shakes keeping your summer goals alive ☕ Protein coffee because adulthood is exhausting and expensive 😌 🏡 To-go drinks for your binge-watch marathon era 🎉 Party packs because hockey girls NEVER travel alone 💅🏒

📍720 Hoosick Rd, Troy (Market 32 Plaza) 📲 [email protected] 📞 518-326-6010

🕒 HOURS: Tuesday–Friday: 6AM–5PM Saturday–Monday: 6AM–2PM

💕 Grab your bestie. 🏒 Sip something cute. 📺 Fall in love with fictional hockey players responsibly.

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720 Hoosick Road
Troy, NY
12180

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 5pm
Tuesday 6am - 5pm
Wednesday 6am - 5pm
Thursday 6am - 5pm
Friday 6am - 5pm
Saturday 6am - 2pm
Sunday 6am - 2pm

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