Dry Humor

Directions Website Contact the business

🍻 Non-Alcoholic Bottle shop
📍 79 Union Street, Easthampton, MA
📧 Questions? Comments? Existential beverage dilemmas? Send us an email.

Facebook messages are not our strong suit, and there’s a good chance we won’t see them until approximately 2035.

10/15/2026

✨Tons going on this weekend at Dry Humor!
🌿Friday-Sunday: Free samples of Kava Haven, plus $5 off Kava Haven all weekend!
🍄Saturday: Free tasting demo featuring High Ground & All the Bitter!
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street, Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
Like, follow and share for more!
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor

10/14/2026

😎My reaction to every customer purchase at check out😊
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street, Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
Like, follow and share for more!
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor

10/12/2026

🚨New Dry Humor merch drop!🚨
✨Handmade 16oz pint glasses & 7” bottle openers! Dishwasher safe and cool as heck! 😎
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street, Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
Like, follow and share for more!
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor

10/08/2026

😱Tired of waking up with a headache, regret and a phone full of nightmare texts? Then it’s time for you to come on down to Dry Humor, join our customer loyalty program and start living your best life!😊
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street, Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
Like, follow and share for more!
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor

10/06/2026

🍷🍺How do they make non-alcoholic b**r and w**e? It’s not magic, it’s SCIENCE! 🪄⚗️
SOURCES:
📕Dealcoholized W**e: Techniques, Sensory Impacts, Stability, and Perspectives of a Growing Industry — Comprehensive Reviews in Food Science and Food Safety (2025)
📗A Review of Methods of Low Alcohol and Alcohol-Free B**r Production — Journal of Food Engineering (2012)
📘Techniques for Dealcoholization of W**es: Their Impact on W**e Phenolic Composition, Volatile Composition, and Sensory Characteristics — Foods (2021)
📙U.S. Alcohol and To***co Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) — Malt Beverage Labeling: Alcohol Content

📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street, Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
Like, follow and share for more!
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor

10/05/2026

✨This week at Dry Humor!✨
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street, Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
Like, follow and share for more!
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor

10/01/2026

So….you coming in or what? 👀
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street, Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
Like, follow and share for more!
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor

09/30/2026

🎃It’s Autumn in New England, aka the best season for seasonal brews! We were blessed by the b**r gods with an incredible selection of non-alcoholic pumpkin and Oktoberfest options this year, but act fast! They’re almost gone. Swing by today and grab yours before it’s too late! 🍻
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street, Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
Like, follow and share for more!
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor

09/29/2026

Reviews like this make our WHOLE DAMN DAY! 💙🥹 Thanks Lisa B!
⭐️As a small business, we take every reaction from our community to heart. Good, bad or ugly, we need to know how we’re doing so we can keep doin it, or make the necessary adjustments. Thank you for being a part of what makes Dry Humor so great!
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street, Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
Like, follow and share for more!
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor

09/28/2026

🍺So sorry, you were saying? 😋
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street, Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
Like, follow and share for more!
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor
👉Dry Humor

Address

79 Union Street
Easthampton, MA
01027

Website

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScQvqM9zx9EKLial-w_nwA8EsQLYMnjBjk3FeXKcrBMte6Mpg/viewform?usp=header, http://w

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Dry Humor posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Business

Send a message to Dry Humor:

Want your business to be the top-listed food & beverage service in Easthampton?