Half-Assed Homestead

05/28/2026

👀 if you haven’t tried Happy Fizz drinks yet, June is the month to saddle up 🤠

Just a few more days till you can get your hands on our JUNE SPECIALS.. featuring a cool collab with my girl over at Half-Assed Homestead 💙

I spent all week perfecting and taste testing… I have to say these are my favorite yet 👏🏻 🤤

DROPPING MONDAY JUNE 1ST - think summer vibes 🔥🍓🍋🫐

05/26/2026

FREE EGGS🦋

The egg cooler is STOCKED to the top. There’s two dozen eggs leftover from last week. They are still plenty good to eat but I don’t really like selling them a week old.

The free eggs are marked with a butterfly sticker because that’s what I had available (thank you to my toddler lol).

Happy Tuesday, mother cluckers! 🐓

05/25/2026

✨NEW PRODUCT ALERT!✨
🌞Tallow Sun Balm 🌼

Just in time for this sunny hot day! All-natural mineral sunscreen with the nourishing benefits from our own tallow. Artificial fragrance-free and mystery chemical-free.

Limited quantity! Grab yours from the farm stand while you can.

🌾4265 Kidder Rd, Almont, MI
Self serve • Open daily • Sun up to sun down

05/25/2026

Hi friends!

If you’ve ever purchased anything from our agribusiness, whether it was our pasture raised meat birds, eggs, or one of the many offerings in our farm stand, I’d really appreciate if you left a review on our page here.

If you haven’t purchased anything but I’ve ever provided you a consult on making sourdough or if you have ever learned anything just from my content on here, reviews regarding that are also appreciated.

Additionally, if you’re ever bored and want to share one of our past posts or invite your friends to like our page that’s also super duper appreciated.
🖤

I’m literally so happy with this little business we are growing and I can’t thank you all enough for following along and supporting my crazy chaos. It’s bringing me immense joy raising animals & babies, growing food & followers, creating & homemaking.

Thank you!!
Love,
👩🏼‍🌾 Fake Farmer Erica

05/21/2026

✨Farm Stand Product Spotlight✨

Homemade Chicken Bouillon Seasoning🐓

I feel like this mix is getting slept on and maybe it’s my fault for not posting about it on here. It was the first thing I made and marketed for Half-Assed Homestead and genuinely a kitchen STAPLE in my house ever since.

I use this seasoning anytime I slow cook chicken breast for chicken salad and it’s a real hit. It’s also my go-to anytime I roast a chicken or need a light broth made. Think of a nice robust chicken stock flavor and that’s what you have here but in a powder form.

Use this as a substitute anytime a recipe calls for those nasty chemical packed bouillon cubes!

•Made with all organic ingredients.🧂
•VEGAN for our vegan pals that may want some chicken flava’ in their life 🫶🏼
•Shelf stable🍴
•Preservative & Chemical Free 🌞
•In a vacuum sealed glass jar for freshness.🫙
•Return your jar for $1 off refill (or $1 off another farm stand purchase!) ♻️

📍Half-Assed Homestead farmstand
4265 Kidder Rd, Almont, MI, 48003
Look for the BROWN roadside stand just East of all of the blue barns.

Open Daily ☀️ Sun Up to Sun Down

05/21/2026

🌳ZERO WASTE REMINDER♻️

Anytime you return one of our tins or jars, take $1 off your next purchase per container.
Anytime you return one of our stamped egg cartons, take 50ct off your next purchase per carton.

There’s a lil janky basket hanging on the wall in the farm stand for you to put your returnables.

Thank you to everyone who participates in this incentive. I truly geek out when I open the door to the stand and see things returned in the basket for reuse. 🫶🏼

05/19/2026

🌼 MAGNESIUM BALM IS RESTOCKED!🌼

Wow, the response to this one was crazy! We sold out in just a few days so I made more right away. Grab some from the farm stand while you can because evidently people are loving it!

• Self Serve • Open Daily • Sun up to Sun down •
4265 Kidder Rd, Almont, MI

05/17/2026

Any guesses if the one on the left is a double yolker or not 😮‍💨

As someone who just recently birthed a 9lb 6oz baby, I feel your pain, chicken 😅

05/15/2026

Yes, our unwashed eggs are really THAT clean…straight from the chicken butt, AND no breaking broody hen’s hearts required.

PS this is not sponsored I just think this contraption is pretty nifty.