Renegade Goat Ranch

03/27/2026

03/12/2026

A Prayer Before the Storm

Tonight, we ask for protection in the wind and rain.
For the storm to lose some of its strength,
for the skies to calm
and pass quickly over this land.

Watch over the animals tucked into barns and shelters,
the quiet breaths in stalls and coops,
the ones who trust us without words.
Keep them safe where our hands can’t reach.

Bless the fences, the roofs, the gates we latched tight.
Bless the shelters standing against the wind.
Bless the tired hands that checked everything one more time,
and the hearts that won’t rest until morning.

We’ve done what we can.
Now we place the rest in Your care.

Carry us through the long night,
and let the morning come calm and clear.

Amen 🤍

03/08/2026

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03/07/2026

01/23/2026

So true!! 🥰🤣

01/23/2026

A Farmer’s Prayer Before the Freeze

Tonight, we ask for mercy in the cold.
For wind that softens its grip,
for temperatures that ease just enough
to let life hold on.

Watch over the animals tucked into straw and wood,
the quiet breaths in barns and coops,
the ones who trust us without words.
Keep them warm where our hands can’t reach.

Bless the fences, the heaters, the water lines,
the lamps glowing through the dark.
Bless the tired hands that checked one more time,
and the hearts that won’t rest until morning.

We’ve done what we can.
Now we place the rest in Your care.
Carry us through the long night,
and let the morning come gentle.

Amen 🤍

12/25/2025

Have a G.O.A.T. Christmas everyone!!

12/25/2025

12/11/2025

IYKYK!

🐐 Goats: The Real Facts (Not the Myths)

Myth 1: “Goats eat anything.”
They’re selective browsers. Their mobile lips help them choose specific plants, and most non-food items get ignored — aside from the rare curious nibble.

Myth 2: “Goats are mean.”
Headbutting is normal herd communication, not malice. Intact males can become pushy if humans encourage rough play when they’re young, but with clear boundaries and respectful handling, even the boys can learn polite manners. Also, scratching a goat between the horns is 99% likely to win you a new goat friend.

Myth 3: “Goats stink.”
Only intact males smell strongly, and only during breeding season. Does, kids, and neutered males usually smell like hay, sunshine, and the occasional rumen burp.

Myth 4: “Goats aren’t smart.”
Goats solve problems, remember solutions, and read human cues. Curiosity is their default setting.

❤️ The truth is simple: goats are intelligent, social, and endlessly lovable — each with a personality all their own. Just ask Oscar.